Kevin Roegele
Do you mind if I don't?
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You've got to be kidding, right?
Rob Zombie's Halloween was a decent flick, but Tyler Mane as Michael Myers was not at all, scary.
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R.I.P.
Imagine the set of Rob Zombie's Halloween.
Zombie: How can we make this film more extreme than the original?
Lackey: Extreme does not mean better, sir...
Zombie: We'll have waaaay more blood!
Lackey: Okay sir....
Zombie: Let's make Michael a werewolf! A seven foot tall werewolf with a lightsaber!
Lackey: Er....Mr Zombie...in the original movie Michael is not a werewolf and does not carry a lightsaber....
Zombie: F*** it, I guess I should have watched the damn thing. Okay, can he be seven foot tall though?
Lackey: ...okay....
Zombie: Awesome, we'll save the lightsabers for the sequel!