Deadpool 2 Favourite quote/least favourite quote of deadpool 2

[Silvermoth]

I’ll go first

Fave quote: “we should have a code”...knock knock knock knock knock.

BOOM BOOM t:

least fave: the bit about the xmen being a dated metaphor for racism in the 60s. Just a silly quote I know but there’s a long way to go before that becomes ancient history that doesn’t matter

 

[craigaat]

"I'm Black Tom Cassidy" "I'm white Wade Wilson"

 

[BlackFox]

Deadpools "hero" speech that he got "slightly" wrong from Colossus from the first film was gold.

 

[NotNickFury]

"F*** Wolverine."

A great way to start the film, no less. And anything Weasel said when he saw Wade's baby legs. Seriously, TJ Miller just sells it at improv.

 

[DACrowe]

"Say ****, just once. We'll say it together." / "Fu.....ck." / "Oh wow, enjoy Hell."

"So what's your superpower besides cultural appropriation?"

"You killed Black Tom, you racist son of a *****!"

"Pump the hate brakes, Fox and Friends."

"Make way for the X-Men, dated 1960s metaphor for racism coming through."

"I was fighting this badass in a cape, but then we found out both our moms are named 'Martha.'"

"Don't worry, I'm just cleaning up the timeline!"

 

[David H.]

“Sugar bear.”

 

[Deck Rickard]

I don't remember what the line was specifically, but when he called that pasty thin guy "Jared Kushner", I ****ing lost it.

 

[Pennywise]

"Who are you?!"
"I'm Batman!"

 

[David H.]

I don't remember what the line was specifically, but when he called that pasty thin guy "Jared Kushner", I ****ing lost it.

“Who touched you? Baldy-locks? Jared Kushner? Both?”

 

[Bats123]

“A lot of old white men on the walls, should’ve brought my rape whistle”
“I loved her, i loved her like ocean loves water” “Ocean is water”
“My only superpower is unbridled cancer, give me a bow and arrow and i might as well be Hawkeye”
“Next time, uber”

There’s so many, i guess if there’s one i least liked/disliked is TJ Miller rehashing jokes from the last one like “he looks like an avocado”

 

[Deck Rickard]

“Who touched you? Baldy-locks? Jared Kushner? Both?”

Yes! That was it. Also the crack about Rob Liefeld not being able to draw feet was great.

 

[-JKR-]

"I'm Batman!"

"You killed Black Tom, you racist son of a *****!"

 

[Smilodon]

"Dubstep is for *******"