Deadpool 2 Favourite quote/least favourite quote of deadpool 2

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Fave quote: “we should have a code”...knock knock knock knock knock.

BOOM BOOM :woot:

least fave: the bit about the xmen being a dated metaphor for racism in the 60s. Just a silly quote I know but there’s a long way to go before that becomes ancient history that doesn’t matter
 
"I'm Black Tom Cassidy" "I'm white Wade Wilson"
 
Deadpools "hero" speech that he got "slightly" wrong from Colossus from the first film was gold.
 
"F*** Wolverine."

A great way to start the film, no less. And anything Weasel said when he saw Wade's baby legs. Seriously, TJ Miller just sells it at improv.
 
"Say ****, just once. We'll say it together." / "Fu.....ck." / "Oh wow, enjoy Hell."

"So what's your superpower besides cultural appropriation?"

"You killed Black Tom, you racist son of a *****!"

"Pump the hate brakes, Fox and Friends."

"Make way for the X-Men, dated 1960s metaphor for racism coming through."

"I was fighting this badass in a cape, but then we found out both our moms are named 'Martha.'"

"Don't worry, I'm just cleaning up the timeline!"
 
I don't remember what the line was specifically, but when he called that pasty thin guy "Jared Kushner", I ****ing lost it. :D
 
I don't remember what the line was specifically, but when he called that pasty thin guy "Jared Kushner", I ****ing lost it. :D

“Who touched you? Baldy-locks? Jared Kushner? Both?”
 
“A lot of old white men on the walls, should’ve brought my rape whistle”
“I loved her, i loved her like ocean loves water” “Ocean is water”
“My only superpower is unbridled cancer, give me a bow and arrow and i might as well be Hawkeye”
“Next time, uber”

There’s so many, i guess if there’s one i least liked/disliked is TJ Miller rehashing jokes from the last one like “he looks like an avocado”
 
"I'm Batman!"

"You killed Black Tom, you racist son of a *****!"
 

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