Felt a fool!

[The Amazing Lee]

Ever felt that in one day, somethings just go completely go wrong and not to plan.

Like to day, getting the bus isn't cheap. I get one bus into town and had to get another bus. Well you see there are two routes that this bus takes. So, I got o the bus without looking and went on the bloody wrong route.

So, I wasted money...walked to another bus stop to get the bus I needed to get. and then I JUST miss the bus that I could have got on which wouldn't have cost money. Then straight after that the bus I need which DOES cost money came.

So I spent more money than I should have.

Anyone had one of these days?

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

hmmm

 

[enterthemadness]

Oh bloody hell, just use your legs and walk bro. Or ride a bike, use a skateboard, roller skates, or buy a car. Jog or run are options too.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Oh bloody hell, just use your legs and walk bro. Or ride a bike, use a skateboard, roller skates, or buy a car. Jog or run are options too.

Why the **** would I wanna do that.

Screw the o-zone layer.

Legs were meant for kicking your arse. not for walking.

 

[enterthemadness]

Why the **** would I wanna do that.

Screw the o-zone layer.

Legs were meant for kicking your arse. not for walking.

And we now all know why you are...not in the best of shape. Don't want to exercise.



Show me unhealthy!

(sorry for the bad Family Feud joke)

 

[The Amazing Lee]

I do excercise. It's just, I had to get to my dad's for dinner and it's not the shortest of walks. More than half an hour. I would have if I had the time.

 

[enterthemadness]

I do excercise. It's just, I had to get to my dad's for dinner and it's not the shortest of walks. More than half an hour. I would have if I had the time.

...ok...

*leaves thread*

 

[Kipobe]

Yeah, one time I was blinded by this guy who tried to rob me. He sprayed mace in my face (haha, rhymes) and robbed me blind (heh, pun). Last thing he said was, '**** you, jerk'.

At the time, I was living in NY City, so I walked around the entire city for three days and three nights trying to regain my sight whilst accidentally bumping into people. I was astounded by the number of people who'd constantly say '**** you, jerk'. Naturally, I bought a gun and tried to use this method to find the guy who robbed me using some grade 'a' voice recognition thanks to the lefty and the righty.

I walked from neighborhood to neighborhood pushing people over. Everytime someone said '**** you, jerk', I'd pull out my gun just in case. I realized people weren't so responsive to my threat if they thought I could actually see them... they'd just run away... so I had to pretend I was blind.

Finally, I found a guy who's voice matched the crooks voice. He uttered the immortal words: '**** you, jerk'. With my best blind man impression that I got from overwatching Affleck's DareDevil, I pulled the gun out and shot him 32 times in his chest, neck, penis, head, and lower calf. Unfortunately, when I allowed my eyes to focus once again, I noticed it was a police officer named Murray who had tourettes and was merely trying to help me find my way home. What's worse is, the money he had on him missed the money the theif stole from me by like, $8, so I was $8 in the hole and responsible for murdering a NY City Police Officer. This was on 9-11 by the way.

And that was the day I felt like a fool. Boy was my face red.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Yeah, one time I was blinded by this guy who tried to rob me. He sprayed mace in my face (haha, rhymes) and robbed me blind (heh, pun). Last thing he said was, '**** you, jerk'.

At the time, I was living in NY City, so I walked around the entire city for three days and three nights trying to regain my sight whilst accidentally bumping into people. I was astounded by the number of people who'd constantly say '**** you, jerk'. Naturally, I bought a gun and tried to use this method to find the guy who robbed me using some grade 'a' voice recognition thanks to the lefty and the righty.

I walked from neighborhood to neighborhood pushing people over. Everytime someone said '**** you, jerk', I'd pull out my gun just in case. I realized people weren't so responsive to my threat if they thought I could actually see them... they'd just run away... so I had to pretend I was blind.

Finally, I found a guy who's voice matched the crooks voice. He uttered the immortal words: '**** you, jerk'. With my best blind man impression that I got from overwatching Affleck's DareDevil, I pulled the gun out and shot him 32 times in his chest, neck, penis, head, and lower calf. Unfortunately, when I allowed my eyes to focus once again, I noticed it was a police officer named Murray who had tourettes and was merely trying to help me find my way home. What's worse is, the money he had on him missed the money the theif stole from me by like, $8, so I was $8 in the hole and responsible for murdering a NY City Police Officer. This was on 9-11 by the way.

And that was the day I felt like a fool. Boy was my face red.

Finally a serious story I can relate to!

 

[sassycat]

Man, the UK bus system sucks. Sorry to hear that Lee

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Yup. f**king Oyster cards.

 

[black_dust]

Jesus lee get a bus pass.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Jesus lee get a bus pass.

I did have one. still dear though.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Jesus lee get a bus pass.

Jesus doesn't have a bus pass, just me.

 

[black_dust]

I did have one. still dear though.

They cost less in the long run having to fork out for the bus all the time.

The bus system around here is crazy anyway if you want to go 4 stops down its a pound if you want to go 15 its a pound. so if you want to go 6 you would have to go 15 and walk back just to get your moneys worth!!!


Luckly i have a car *beep beep*

 

[The Amazing Lee]

well it's 80p WITH a bus pass and £1.50 without.

F**king London.

 

[Iceman]

shot him 32 times in his chest, neck, penis, head, and lower calf.

Is that 32 times in each of those bodyparts or altogether?



Nice story.

 

[black_dust]

well it's 80p WITH a bus pass and £1.50 without.

F**king London.

Bwhaha, dunno if its the same down there but, up here you pay like 30 quid you can have a pass for a month and go on any bus any where at any time as many times as you like... like a tube pass for the weekend but for the month

 

[enterthemadness]

well it's 80p WITH a bus pass and £1.50 without.

F**king London.

Lee...I got a great plan. Build a slingshot. Whenever you have to go somewhere, just aim...and slingshot yourself to the place.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Is that 32 times in each of those bodyparts or altogether?



Nice story.

How would he know? He was blind!

 

[black_dust]

Lee...I got a great plan. Build a slingshot. Whenever you have to go somewhere, just aim...and slingshot yourself to the place.

What about the landing of it tho? He would need a parachute or somthing

 

[Ronny Shade]

What about the landing of it tho? He would need a parachute or somthing

just tape pillows to your feet

 

[The Amazing Lee]

My flab will break my landing.

 

[Iceman]

How would he know? He was blind!

1. It was a

blind man impression

2. He mentioned the number

32

I'm asking for the breakdown.

3. FACT: Blind men remember how many times they shoot their victims.

 

[enterthemadness]

Good answer, Lee!

Lee would land--crash through a window every time. unfortually he would crash land in Hulk's place and get a beat down.