FIVE Word Story

[THE GOON]

He needed them for lunch

 

[SickBoy]

meanwhile, ten thousand miles away,

 

[THE GOON]

a russian goat herder yelled

 

[SickBoy]

something about goats in Russian

 

[THE GOON]

which loosely translated to what

 

[SickBoy]

goats up must come down!

 

[Spoarz™]

All of a sudden, the

 

[SickBoy]

goats came down. the end!

 

[THE GOON]

But wait, they're zombie goats!!

 

[SickBoy]

and who cares, the end.

 

[FEAR THE BAT]

But wait, zombie porn stars!!!

 

[The_Vision]

scared all the little children

 

[FEAR THE BAT]

so they ran away while

 

[The_Vision]

the cookie monster stole all

 

[FEAR THE BAT]

the cookies and crack cocaine

 

[The_Vision]

and went on a trip

 

[Sensi]

to a place far away

 

[VIVAFIRE69]

where the sun never shine

 

[Spelunking Man]

and suddenly Spiderman appears naked

 

[LEX]

in the middle of a

 

[Spelunking Man]

nightmare on the elm street

 

[Mr.Census]

a movie called superman 4

 

[Spelunking Man]

where fans were screaming disappointed

 

[Mr.Census]

but everyone liked nuclear man

 

[Spelunking Man]

where he nukes his fans