FIVE Word Story

[VIVAFIRE69]

George W. Bush the Lord

 

[FEAR THE BAT]

of Eternal Damnation and Darkness.

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

Then something a woke Phoenix

 

[Spelunking Man]

which dies with the rest

 

[VIVAFIRE69]

of the angry trolls destroy

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

other posters in this thread.

 

[Spelunking Man]

They rose above the rest

 

[LEX]

of the murdering pygmies and

 

[Spoarz™]

decided that they should destroy

 

[The_Vision]

all of the little, annoying

 

[J. J. Jameson]

monkeys who eat banana's.

 

[LEX]

from the expensive banana stores.

 

[FRUITY]

While the prancing horses would

 

[J. J. Jameson]

blackmail anyone who did not

 

[FRUITY]

receive the annual mice eating

 

[Spoarz™]

contest entry forms that were

 

[ico]

sent out by the grand

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

cocoos who were deaf and

 

[Spoarz™]

enjoyed holding contests, such as

 

[J. J. Jameson]

sucking toes for cold coke

 

[Spoarz™]

and 'who can make the

 

[VIVAFIRE69]

farts smell like rose while

 

[SickBoy]

performing the famous Chili Rainbow?'

 

[J. J. Jameson]

The story of Mom's life

 

[SickBoy]

is boring so let's skip it!