Fork Removed From Man's Urethra

[SpideyFan866]

So this story is.... um.... yeah. Just no.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/19/fork-in-penis_n_3779392.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

People and their weird fetishes, man. I don't get it.

 

[Teelie]

When someone says "stick a fork in me, I'm done," they don't mean it literally and they certainly don't mean it there.

 

[Duke]

What the heck is wrong with some people??!!

 

[NickNitro]

He's a 70 yr old man, let him explore his sexuality. So what if he was like "this large pointy trident thing would absolutely fit in my Urethra, there isn't anything that could go wrong". He's an old man, let him live out the rest of his days adventurously!

 

[Duke]

I suppose whatever floats his boat, on a side note, reminder to self never dine at this man's house or use his flatware.

 

[Schlosser85]

A fork??

 

[Pink Ranger]

From an etiquette perspective, what is the appropriate fork to use when jamming it up into your own genitalia to achieve sexual release? Intuitively I think it is the fish fork, but the dining books I have seem ambivalent on the subject at best. A terrible oversight I will send a word to the publisher about, certainly.

 

[kane9321]

wtf...a fork?

 

[terry78]

I don't even get how that would be pleasurable even if I did like having stuff up there.

 

[Teelie]

wtf...a fork?

More like what the fork.

 

[Schlosser85]

I don't even get how that would be pleasurable even if I did like having stuff up there.

The idea of anything going up my penis gives me the heebie-jeebies.

 

[Anubis]

Well, from the pic, you can see that he didn't go in pointy end first, so......there's that.

 

[Bim]

I'm a woman so i dont really know, but this seems like it would be very painful

 

[Pink Ranger]

Well, from the pic, you can see that he didn't go in pointy end first, so......there's that.

Well that's a relief. For a minute there, I thought this story was going to get weird.

 

[NickNitro]

If I would pick any utensil I think I would go with a chopstick....just seems like the most logical....not a wooden one though. I'm not crazy.

 

[jaymes_e06]

Talk about a fork in the road.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Well, this is definitely a complex, multi-pronged story.

 

[Duran Man]

He fell on it.

 

[Pink Ranger]

** Cue Graham Chapman **

"Good thing they didn't tell you what he did with his knife!"

 

[Duke]

I shudder to think what he does with a spork.

 

[bullets]

He's a 70 yr old man, let him explore his sexuality. So what if he was like "this large pointy trident thing would absolutely fit in my Urethra, there isn't anything that could go wrong". He's an old man, let him live out the rest of his days adventurously!

If a man ever gets to the point where sticking a utensil intro his urethra seems titillating then it's probably time to go. He's been alive way too long and now I have to endure the imagery stuck in my head from the x-ray.

 

[Piper Maru]

That guy is definitely forked up!

 

[jaymes_e06]

I shudder to think what he does with a spork.

Back door?

 

[Teelie]

If a man ever gets to the point where sticking a utensil intro his urethra seems titillating then it's probably time to go. He's been alive way too long and now I have to endure the imagery stuck in my head from the x-ray.

What people want to do with their bodies is their business. Until it involves a trip to the e.r. of course.

 

[bullets]

I have no problem with self mutilation unless it makes national headlines.