Funny, working from home and FedEx shows up

[Malice]

So here I am, working from home and the doorbell rings.

Its FedEx who dropped a package off at my door.
I pick it up thinking its a new USB external drive I ordered online.

Then I realize, this package (which is addressed to me) is ALOT larger then then a box to hold a USB drive enclosure. I start looking at this box, it says Rendevous, and I realize, this box is COLD.

I start thinking for a moment that I was the victim of Identity theft.
I look at the box again, and it says its perishable.

It dawns on me, that my birthday is this weekend and my wife might have ordered something for me, but the box is COLD!

I open it, its two racks of spare ribs, two bottles of a dry rub, bar b que sauce, beans and cole slaw.

Someone sent me spare ribs in the mail from a place in Memphis.

I called my wife, and yes, it was sent by her father (who was asleep or I would have asked him first)

Just a funny moment I thought I would share.

 

[Darthphere]

Lawl?

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

ooooookay...

 

[SuBe]

well, Happy Birthday Mal.

 

[Mee]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH




WHAT A FUNNY MOMENT!!!!! t:t:t:

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

well happy birthday anyway

 

[Danalys]

and then the box sucked my soul into a cold black dimension. turns out my father in law is a powerful sorcerer. i never did eat those ribs.

 

[StrainedEyes]

What's in the box? What's in the box!?

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

you shouldn't have opened it

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

an airplane ...

 

[Ahura Mazda]

Happy Birthday .....

 

[Erzengel]

Will you be here all week?

 

[jaguarr]

Wow.....longest route to starting a birthday thread for one's self I've ever seen.

Happy birthday, dude. Enjoy those ribs.

jag

 

[Spidey-Bat]

Today is my dog's birthday.

 

[guitarsingerguy]

BBQ at Mal's house!!! Happy Birthday!

 

[Sensi]

Happy Birthday, Malice. Enjoy the ribs.
Have a great day and wonderful year.

 

[ShaneHelms]

So here I am, working from home and the doorbell rings.

Its FedEx who dropped a package off at my door.
I pick it up thinking its a new USB external drive I ordered online.

Then I realize, this package (which is addressed to me) is ALOT larger then then a box to hold a USB drive enclosure. I start looking at this box, it says Rendevous, and I realize, this box is COLD.

I start thinking for a moment that I was the victim of Identity theft.
I look at the box again, and it says its perishable.

It dawns on me, that my birthday is this weekend and my wife might have ordered something for me, but the box is COLD!

I open it, its two racks of spare ribs, two bottles of a dry rub, bar b que sauce, beans and cole slaw.

Someone sent me spare ribs in the mail from a place in Memphis.

I called my wife, and yes, it was sent by her father (who was asleep or I would have asked him first)

Just a funny moment I thought I would share.

You got Ribs from the Rendezvous. Classic. Hahaha They have excellent ribs.

 

[FRUITY]

Happy anniversary of being expelled from your mother's uterus.:heart:

♥

 

[William_C]

This made me hungry. I should do something like that for my dad and send him food in a fedex box while he's at work.

 

[a cupcake mess]

My first thought would have been "omg body parts are being shipped to me. what did i do?"

 

[Nirvana]

Nothing better than getting food in the mail!

 

[Showtime]

So here I am, working from home and the doorbell rings.

Its FedEx who dropped a package off at my door.
I pick it up thinking its a new USB external drive I ordered online.

Then I realize, this package (which is addressed to me) is ALOT larger then then a box to hold a USB drive enclosure. I start looking at this box, it says Rendevous, and I realize, this box is COLD.

I start thinking for a moment that I was the victim of Identity theft.
I look at the box again, and it says its perishable.

It dawns on me, that my birthday is this weekend and my wife might have ordered something for me, but the box is COLD!

I open it, its two racks of spare ribs, two bottles of a dry rub, bar b que sauce, beans and cole slaw.

Someone sent me spare ribs in the mail from a place in Memphis.

I called my wife, and yes, it was sent by her father (who was asleep or I would have asked him first)

Just a funny moment I thought I would share.

That's awesome. One time I was watching this special on New Orleans food and ordered a Muf*****a in the mail for like 40 Bucks. It was yum.

 

[guitarsingerguy]

That's awesome. One time I was watching this special on New Orleans food and ordered a Muf*****a in the mail for like 40 Bucks. It was yum.

Yeah, but you've never really had one until you've had one here. I'll say this much about Louisiana...our food will beat up your food.

 

[Immortalfire]

Barbecue at Mal's place!

 

[Showtime]

Yeah, but you've never really had one until you've had one here. I'll say this much about Louisiana...our food will beat up your food.

I got it from that really famous place, the one that invented it? I have to go visit sometime.

Better than the Boston Area?

Not likely, we have some of the best restaraunts.