George Bush certainly knows how to touch a woman in the right places

[Kaleb]

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2006/07/19/BUSH.TMP .

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

He was trying to absorb her essence.

 

[Ronny Shade]

meh

 

[Kaleb]

she reminds me of madeline albright.

 

[jaguarr]

The Daily Show had this on last night. John Stewart pointed out that she used a defensive position she probably learned in a Rape Prevention class to ward Bush off. LOL!

jag

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

heh, too bad she didn't study some Judo and flip him over the table.

 

[THWIP*]

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2006/07/19/BUSH.TMP .

I CAN JUST HEAR THE PRESIDENTIAL ADVISOR, PRIOR TO 'BUSH' LEAVING FOR THE SUMMIT:

ADVISOR: "NOW, MR. PRESIDENT, YOU'RE GONNA BE RUBBING SHOULDERS WITH ALOT OF VERY IMPORTANT DIGNITARIES; TRY NOT TO DO OR SAY ANYTHING EMBARRASSING TO YOU, OR YOUR COUNTRY".

BUSH: "RUBBING SHOULDERS"? HEHE.......O.K.......IF YOU SAY SO.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Hahaha
You couldn't write for Leno!

 

[Clerk]

Leno is out there every night with fresh material, give the poor Chin a break.

 

[THWIP*]

Hahaha
You couldn't write for Leno!

I'M TAKING THAT AS A COMPLIMENT, SINCE ALL OF LENO'S MATERIAL SUCKS ASS.

 

[Manic]

Merkel: "Oooooh!"
Bush: "That feels good, right?"
Merkel: "Ja."
Bush: "You like that, don't you?"
Merkel: "Oh, ja!"
*Merkel turns around*
Merkel: "Bushy?! EWWW!!"

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

yes, I always say "You should write for Leno!" when someone says something unfunny.

 

[THWIP*]

Merkel: "Oooooh!"
Bush: "That feels good, right?"
Merkel: "Ja."
Bush: "You like that, don't you?"
Merkel: "Oh, ja!"
*Merkel turns around*
Merkel: "Bushy?! EWWW!!"

YOU SHOULD WRITE FOR JAY LENO.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Bush: Give me the amulet you *****!

 

[Manic]

YOU SHOULD WRITE FOR JAY LENO.

Thanks! It'll be a step up from writing for Carson Daly.

 

[Clerk]

I tried using Bush's latest action as an excuse to bash Republicans during a conversation with my Christian-Republican friend.

Ah I hate being liked.

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Clerk: Ok so lets say you are sitting in Government Class
Clerk: and I come behind you, without warning, and give you a neck massage
Clerk: What would your reaction be?
Kat: i got it
Kat: ummm
Clerk: You would generally be weirded out
Kat: idk, i would be a little freaked out for like two seconds then like "mmmm"
Clerk: and mad
Clerk: oh
Liquidninja12: dammit to hell Kat

 

[Holly Goodhead]

I tried using Bush's latest action as an excuse to bash Republicans during a conversation with my Christian-Republican friend.

Ah I hate being liked.

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Clerk: Ok so lets say you are sitting in Government Class
Clerk: and I come behind you, without warning, and give you a neck massage
Clerk: What would your reaction be?
Kat: i got it
Kat: ummm
Clerk: You would generally be weirded out
Kat: idk, i would be a little freaked out for like two seconds then like "mmmm"
Clerk: and mad
Clerk: oh
Liquidninja12: dammit to hell Kat

You left your AIM name in there

 

[J. J. Jameson]

Bush just isn't looking well on camera these past few days...

 

[Clerk]

You left your AIM name in there

Eh what can you do.

MY AIM NAME IS LIQUIDNINJA12...... I MADE IT WHEN I WAS 11 YEARS OLD BECAUSE METAL GEAR SOLID WAS THE BEST THING SINCE SLICED HAM!!

There we are.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Bush just isn't looking well on camera these past few days...

lol, "these past few days"? lol

 

[J. J. Jameson]

lol, "these past few days"? lol

True...things haven't been going well for him for quite a while...

 

[Cho Chang]

Leno is out there every night with fresh material, give the poor Chin a break.

So, Jay Leno walks into a bar and the bartender says: Hey, why the long face?

 

[Holly Goodhead]

So, Jay Leno walks into a bar and the bartender says: Hey, why the long face?

use your Hooligan name, it's not banned.

 

[Cho Chang]

use your Hooligan name, it's not banned.

You're not the boss of me.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

You're not the boss of me.

That's debatable.