Get me a job

[Erzengel]

This does seem like Kaine's MO.

Limited experience in one aspect of a topic and he throws down his iron blanket generalization and states how the whole world fits into this little microcosm he has fashioned for himself.

 

[PLAS]

This does seem like Kaine's MO.

Limited experience in one aspect of a topic and he throws down his iron blanket generalization and states how the whole world fits into this little microcosm he has fashioned for himself.

no wonder he complains so much about everything

 

[Holly Goodhead]

ask Vicki for a job

 

[E. Bison]

Who's this Viki everyone keeps talking about?

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Ill never tell. Youll have to beat it out of me.

 

[Erzengel]

Vicki is the Yin of SHH to the Yang that is Mike.

 

[E. Bison]

Ill never tell. Youll have to beat it out of me.

Tell..me..who..viki..is!! You think I enjoy hitting you?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

He wants answers!

 

[Darthphere]

Wait Vicki's dead?

 

[Socrates]

This does seem like Kaine's MO.

Limited experience in one aspect of a topic and he throws down his iron blanket generalization and states how the whole world fits into this little microcosm he has fashioned for himself.

This definitely describes him in the best way possible.

 

[Duende Verde]

http://www.jobcentreonline.com/

Now, I don't have much in the way of qualifications. So something with minimum qualifications, maybe something that offers training too. This isn't a career job, just something to do for short term. It also has to be in the Belfast area.

What about this?

Job Duties : SMOOTH OPERATION OF THE CREMATORIUM. CANDIDATE MUST SHOW TACT, SYMPATHY AND RESPECT TO VISITORS AND MAINTAIN A GOOD AND DIGNIFIED WORKING RELATION WITH FUNERAL DIRECTORS, MINISTERS OF RELIGION AND MOURNERS, THUS ENSURING AN ATMOSPHERE OF REVERENCE IS MAINTAINED AT ALL TIMES
Qualifications/ Experience : EXPERIENCE DEALING WITH MEMBERS OF THE PUBLIC

Other
Information : TEMPORARY TO COVER SICKNESS - REVIEWED ON A WEEK TO WEEK BASIS


It looks depressing, but also very easy. And it pays six quid an hour.

 

[kainedamo]

No one's found me a job yet.

 

[kainedamo]

Failures.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Who's this Viki everyone keeps talking about?

Vicki is a girl who Kainedamo spilled his feeling to on MSN, she of course rejected him like she did apparently the last time (a few years back). Since then she started dating a guy named Dan who "doesn't wash his hands" according to Kd. Kd however still has an insane crush on Vicki.

 

[Socrates]

Failures.

Failure. As in you.

 

[Flame on!]

I plan on doing several courses over the next few years. But right now, I really need a job. And I'm sick of the minimum wage kind of job where no one respects you.

You should be able to get some sort of office work, no problems. Get yourself signed up to agency, tell them what you will and wont do and let them do all the leg work for you.

 

[Darthphere]

Vicki is a girl who Kainedamo spilled his feeling to on MSN, she of course rejected him like she did apparently the last time (a few years back). Since then she started dating a guy named Dan who "doesn't wash his hands" according to Kd. Kd however still has an insane crush on Vicki.

One glaring omission. He knows Dan doesnt wash his hands because he watched him take a piss.

 

[kainedamo]

I didn't watch him take a piss, dumbass, we were in a public toilet pissing.

 

[Spiderpig]

it's all about dignifying yourself to the job you're doing.

People respect the way you do a job, not the job itself.

 

[Darthphere]

I didn't watch him take a piss, dumbass, we were in a public toilet pissing.

Together. Pissing together.

 

[kainedamo]

Do you have to be alone in a public toilet to piss? You ashamed?

 

[Darthphere]

Do you have to be alone in a public toilet to piss? You ashamed?

Why do you keep saying public toilet? I never been to Belfast but all you guys piss in this one giant toilet for everyone or something?


Ashamed? Me? Nah, I just dont snoop around bathrooms watching if other people wash their hands after they take a piss.