Got a job at Walmart.

[Fried Gold]

Well, pending a drug test that is.

WTF?

 

[blind_fury]

At least you only have to do the piss test once then it's back to doing meth during bathroom breaks.

 

[Rorschach II]

Do you also shop at the Wal-Mart in 12th st and 87th ave?

****ing tell me about it.
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[Jennifer Walters]

Wal-Mart is the gateway to hell. It feasts on taking over every city, eating all babies, kitties, and puppies that stand it's way. It will eat your newborn soon.

 

[Logan's Runt]

They pretty much did the same thing at target to me. : Target: Nice Place to shop at, horrible place to work.

Eh, I work Target overnight, and really like it. Yeah, the hours are long but we get paid a helluva lot more than Walmart. I only work four nights a week and generally hit 40 hours. It's HR's responsibility to let new people know that the time printed on the schedule is not the time they'll be leaving. It really varies store to store what kind of environment you end up working in.

Any place I can tell my boss to shut the f**k up, have him tell me to slap my coworker's arse for him, break things, wear merch during the workday, throw things, and generally have a good time is the place for me.


But, its not for everybody. We have a huge amount of trainees leave after the first or second night.

 

[Fried Gold]

At least you only have to do the piss test once then it's back to doing meth during bathroom breaks.

Again, WTF?

You have to take a drugs test to work at Walmart? WALMART!

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Again, WTF?

You have to take a drugs test to work at Walmart? WALMART!

Yep. And they won't hire you for a year if you fail to do it in 24 hours. Worked at Wal Mart for all of 2 weeks before getting my ass out of there.

There also very serious about the Union ****. They even show you a video about during orientation.

 

[union_jak]

What's the minimum wage in America?

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Depends on what state you are in.

 

[Showtime]

There also very serious about the Union ****. They even show you a video about during orientation.

It's a cult?

 

[Jennifer Walters]

It's a cult?

Basically the first rule of Wal Mart is don't talk about Wal Mart.

 

[rdh007]

Congrats on getting a job. Now start looking for another one.

 

[Fried Gold]

Yep. And they won't hire you for a year if you fail to do it in 24 hours. Worked at Wal Mart for all of 2 weeks before getting my ass out of there.

Crikey! Why would anyone want to work there? That's totally ridiculous.

 

[Fred_Fury]

i would never stoop as low as working at walmart.

especially not for only 6-7 bucks an hour

seriously man, dont be a loser, find a better job while you're working at wal-mart.

 

[Victarion]

Better than flipping burgers.

 

[enterthemadness]

Wal-Mart is the gateway to hell. It feasts on taking over every city, eating all babies, kitties, and puppies that stand it's way. It will eat your newborn soon.

Yes, truly horrible, but they do have extra low prices that can't be beat!

 

[PhotoJones]

Congrats on being employed by the Devil.

 

[xwolverine2]

No. I know K-mart has that though, where all new dvds are behind a glass case.

Every Walmart I've been to only has a glass case for the video games. PC games not included.

i dont mind thhe bulletproof glass as much as them putting all there "over two-week old" dvds in a giant basket

 

[xwolverine2]

It's the shopping center with the Circuit City, Office Depot, and Hooters!



I don't know

arent they all by CC, OD, and hooters?

Do people still shop at K-Mart?

i thought they were eaten by walmart

 

[Super Kal]

congrats, ETM.

 

[Catman]

arent they all by CC, OD, and hooters?

lol. I don't think so.

 

[chamber-music]

well done for selling your soul to the devil

 

[Super Kal]

he got a job... absolutely nothing wrong with that.

 

[xwolverine2]

lol. I don't think so.

hmm...


i gotta say though its funny watching people hop into the giant basket during the holiday season to get dvds....hahaha losers...
i should light it all on fire!

 

[Spider-Gamer]

hmm...


i gotta say though its funny watching people hop into the giant basket during the holiday season to get dvds....hahaha losers...
i should light it all on fire!

And those DVD movies are usually crap too.