Happy Birthday [nicknameIcallyouonSkype]! I hope you have an awesome day with IV's filled with Jack so you get a buzz. Maybe a little sake and rice puddin'! For real, though, have a great day and create some havoc so you have some good stories for Skype. I know who you're friends are... you can get yourself in some good ole' trouble.
Have a happy birthday, may someone other than yourself touch your penis tonight and all will be right, or get your drink on with friends and family and have more of a spiritual celebration.
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