: tza, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Here's your cake:
And your present:
Happy Birthday, guy. Get drunk and laid. You know the drill.
Happy Birthday!
What's you birthday wish?
Parker Wayne's descent through his mother's shortened and dilated cervix, with a 2nd birth of the placenta, happened an unknown number of years ago on this date. So happy anniversary to him and his arduous journey into this harsh, cold, cruel world.
Happy Birthday.
Happy birthday!
Happy birfday. Be sure not to stay up too late.
Happy birthday!
С днем рождения, Parker Wayne!!!
Happy Birthday man!
Happy Birthday! Hope it's .........super.
**** yo birfday
Happy birthday. Be sure to protect your virtue; I hear what those frat guys do to one another.