Happy Birthday, Spoons!

[AndThePickles]

I'm 30 minutes early in our time zone, but if I don't make it, someone else will Happy 23rd Birthday, baby! Can't wait to go out and have funs with you. Love you heaps! :heart:

Since you don't want me to bake you a cake in real life, here is your favorite that I WOULD have baked:

And the cake I'd buy you if I had the $$ to burn:

 

[Darthphere]

You mah boy Spoons!

You know, to a lot of people here I'm known as an *******. In the case of Wilhelm, I'm known as the guy who pretends to be an *******. But one of my true blue mother****ing peoples is Colossal Spoons. Straight edged, sharp as **** mother****er whose taste in comics is questionable but his his heart is not. He loves his woman, he loves his comics, he loves his steroids. He loves the **** out of them. And you know what, Spoons is probably the chillest ******* on these boards. I look forward to a day where I can join him in reality and share a drink, a protein drink with him and pwn noobs in real life. Until that day, I cherish everyone of his posts and hate him for every Ultimate comic he buys. Spoons, I love you like a brother, no homo. Have a good one.

 

[Nirvana]

Happy Spoons Day!

 

[The Squirrel]

Happy Birthday!

 

[Sensi]

Happy Birthday! Have a great one.

 

[JP]

Happy Birthday!!!

 

[Asteroid-Man]

We all know what pickles is giving him

Happy Birthday.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Happy Birthday my favorite poster named after a food eating instrument.

 

[Alexia Dark]

Happy Escape from the Womb day.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I'm 30 minutes early in our time zone, but if I don't make it, someone else will Happy 23rd Birthday, baby! Can't wait to go out and have funs with you. Love you heaps! :heart:

Since you don't want me to bake you a cake in real life, here is your favorite that I WOULD have baked:

And the cake I'd buy you if I had the $$ to burn:

Now that's a part I'd want to be invited to!

Spoons, Happy Birthday! Expect to receive a package in the mail soon. In it, you may find Doritos, Gum Drops, Fried Chicken, Chocolate Milk, a Snubbull Pokemon Trading Card and more! Enjoy!

 

[Hobgoblin]

Ditto all the above.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Thanks everybody. I'm at work now, yay!

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Thanks everybody. I'm at work now, yay!

Go home! Get drunk!

 

[Colossal Spoons]

You mah boy Spoons!

You know, to a lot of people here I'm known as an *******. In the case of Wilhelm, I'm known as the guy who pretends to be an *******. But one of my true blue mother****ing peoples is Colossal Spoons. Straight edged, sharp as **** mother****er whose taste in comics is questionable but his his heart is not. He loves his woman, he loves his comics, he loves his steroids. He loves the **** out of them. And you know what, Spoons is probably the chillest ******* on these boards. I look forward to a day where I can join him in reality and share a drink, a protein drink with him and pwn noobs in real life. Until that day, I cherish everyone of his posts and hate him for every Ultimate comic he buys. Spoons, I love you like a brother, no homo. Have a good one.

Haha, I'm def lookin you up if I'm ever in FL(Miami right?) Ultimate comics FTW

Spoons, Happy Birthday! Expect to receive a package in the mail soon. In it, you may find Doritos, Gum Drops, Fried Chicken, Chocolate Milk, a Snubbull Pokemon Trading Card and more! Enjoy!

Hahaha, hells yeah!

 

[Asteroid-Man]

Spoons! Get your hiny to the mole thread! Let's finish this game

 

[Darthphere]

Spoons, get to Miami ASAP, bring Pickles we need to hit South Beach TODAY!

 

[jaguarr]

Spoons, you ARE...The Man. And by "The Man" I don't mean some overbearing old, rich white guy or Eugene Levy in the movie of the same name. No. By "The Man" I mean you are awesome. So awesome, in fact, that if I were gay I would kill Pickles and claim you for myself*. But I'm not, so Pickles gets to live and we will speak no more of this. For your birthday I hope she rocks your world so hard you can't walk for three days. Now here's a drawing of Colossus holding up what appears to be a giant, dead alien penis to help you celebrate. Enjoy!

*no homo

jag

 

[Jennifer Walters]

I invited someone else to your birthday party buddy.

I kid. I kid, my friend.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Haha, thanks Jag. Colossus holding up the Juggernaut

Dammit JAB!!!!

 

[jaguarr]

I invited someone else to your birthday party buddy.

I kid. I kid, my friend.

Spoons would hit it!

jag

 

[AndThePickles]

Ha, I was gonna post that Colossus pic and find a way to replace Juggernaut with a cake or something, but I was too lazy

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Spoons would hit it!

jag

He don't mind no paper cuts!

 

[AndThePickles]

Spoons would hit it!

jag

Yeah, hit her with a punch to the nose

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Spoons would hit it!

jag

Then go to jail for pedophilia.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I could totally pwn Molly