Happy Fathers Day to Superman and Batman

[Conan]

I would just like to take time out and say Happy Fathers day to Superman and Batman since I won't be on this weekend.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

They say: "lol k thx"

 

[Conan]

lol

 

[Steelsheen]

Superman and Batman are fathers now.

wow.

 

[Phoney Bone]

This thread has already made me crack up.

 

[CConn]

NOT Happy Father's Day to All Star Batman.

All Star, you're a bad, bad man.

 

[Phoney Bone]

What? Are you dense? Are you ******ed or something? I'm the godamm BAT-DAD!

 

[Kevin]

...

 

[Speedball]

Ok...
I understand Batman because he has adopted kids, but Superman ain't a daddy in the comics yet... so...Maybe you should wish Pa Kent a happy father's day.

 

[Kevin]

I thought him and Lois adopted?

 

[batnkevlar]

I thought they adopted Chris?

 

[jaydawg]

This thread is all kinds of hilariously sad.

 

[hippie_hunter]

Ok...
I understand Batman because he has adopted kids, but Superman ain't a daddy in the comics yet... so...Maybe you should wish Pa Kent a happy father's day.

Batman adopted Dick, Jason, and Tim but he also has an illegitimate love child with Talia.

Superman and Lois adopted Chris Kent, the biological son of Zod and Ursa.

And while we're at it why don't we give a lame ass Happy Father's Day to Barry Allen, Wally West, Oliver Queen, Orin, Black Lightning, Carter Hall, and every other f**king superhero in the DC Universe that has a kid.

 

[The Caped Knight]

I would just like to take time out and say Happy Fathers day to Superman and Batman since I won't be on this weekend.

ROFL t: &

 

[TheCorpulent1]

And while we're at it why don't we give a lame ass Happy Father's Day to Barry Allen, Wally West, Oliver Queen, Orin, Black Lightning, Carter Hall, and every other f**king superhero in the DC Universe that has a kid.

That'd be a really long list. There are tons of superheroes in the DC universe with kids.

 

[Spike_x1]

Best get started on that list, then.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I did start on it in that post, actually. I got about ten names and then I was like, "**** this, there's too many of these bastards."

 

[Spike_x1]

But it's their Super-Special-Chocolate-Awesome-Father's Day.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Whatever, Father's Day is lame.

 

[Conan]

I am glad you all saw this was a joke thread. Its just my little way of poking fun at Superman Returns. Action Comics: Last Son story line and Batman and Son.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

All of which, coincidentally, are jokes themselves.

 

[Blaktin America]

And none are humorous.

 

[Blaktin America]

Intentionally