Hark the Herald Loungers Spam

[Duke]

Because he was showing off his families lavish meal.

 

[Fallen Angel]

yeah I agree Krypton INC you aint better than us with you fancy gourmet meal.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

yeah I agree Krypton INC you aint better than us with you fancy gourmet meal.

Wow... I'm persona non grata now.

Or is it persona Au Grautin? Ya know, like with cheese?

 

[Fallen Angel]

Wow... I'm persona non grata now.

Or is it persona Au Grautin? Ya know, like with cheese?

Er now your naming fancy cheese you want. You are the worst sir and in the christmas season. Why don't you think about us the poor folks while your living it large with your fancy cheese and your perfectly cooked turkey and your perfect hair.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Er now your naming fancy cheese you want. You are the worst sir and in the christmas season. Why don't you think about us the poor folks while your living it large with your fancy cheese and your perfectly cooked turkey and your perfect hair.

Well...we do have some awesome food on Krypton, and it becomes ever tastier under Earth's yellow sun.

 

[Duke]

Well...we do have some awesome food on Krypton, and it becomes ever tastier under Earth's yellow sun.

But, everyone knows Krypton went kablooey. Unless, you're suffering kryptonite poisoning.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

But, everyone knows Krypton went kablooey. Unless, you're suffering kryptonite poisoning.

Shhh.... If we let on it's still around that *****e Jor-el's kid will come back and then what happens to Earth? You gonna depend on an unstable billionaire with a flying rodent obsession to save your entire planet on a regular basis? That would be crazy Sarge. CRAZY.

 

[Fallen Angel]

Lounge Hard should be the title of the next thread. In honour of one of Christmas's most awesome movies.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Lounge Hard should be the title of the next thread. In honour of one of Christmas's most awesome movies.

Dude... I thought that film was a documentary about the **** that went down at Nakatomi Plaza.

 

[E-Man]

One of these days the lounge shouldn't feature the word 'lounge' in the title just to **** with people.

 

[MrMaooz]

Hold it right there E-Man.

 

[Fallen Angel]

Oh that's all this place needs Bay blowing up the place.

 

[MrMaooz]

Oh that's all this place needs Bay blowing up the place.

 

[Teelie]

A story on drinking and driving I've just been told. It's a must read for anyone who has not heard it before.

With the holidays upon us I would like to share a personal experience with you about drinking and driving.

As you may know some of us have been known to have brushes with the authorities from time to time on the way home after a "social session" out with friends.

Well two days ago I was out for an evening with friends and had several cocktails followed by some rather nice red wine.

Feeling jolly I still had the sense to know that I may be slightly over the limit. That's when I did something that I've never done before - I took a cab home.

Sure enough on the way home there was a police road block but since it was a cab they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident.

This was a real surprise as I had never driven a cab before, I don't know where I got it and now that it's in my garage I don't know what to do with it!

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

 

[KevanG]

Wait until midnight, drive it a mile down the road and leave it. Make sure you don't leave your wallet behind.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

A story on drinking and driving I've just been told. It's a must read for anyone who has not heard it before.

 

[Fallen Angel]

Yeah I've heard stories like this before my friend did it a few years back from a New Years party.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

This one time, at band camp...I didn't do anything because I've never been to band camp.

 

[MrMaooz]

This one time, at band camp...I didn't do anything because I've never been to band camp.

 

[Teelie]

Wait until midnight, drive it a mile down the road and leave it. Make sure you don't leave your wallet behind.

I've heard this story too, only the guy was dumb enough to leave his wallet and phone behind. The crazy thing is I think that one really did happen.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Story of my life

 

[KevanG]

I've heard this story too, only the guy was dumb enough to leave his wallet and phone behind. The crazy thing is I think that one really did happen.

Actually a friend of my fathers had a break in a while back. He was out of town but when he got back later that day, he called the cops and noticed the guy dropped his wallet. He went with the cops, he asked very nicely , and waved his wallet to the burglar as they arrested him.

 

[MrMaooz]

Story of my life

Now if we could get Michael Bay to blow that car of yours up.

 

[KevanG]

Time for a new lounge. What will the name be this time? Will we change it four more times before it ends? Stay Tuned.