Hippy Facist -vs- Hippy Hunter who would win?

[unstoppable]

Hippie Hunter. He's the angry 18 year old with no life.... whatsoever.


But I like hippies man!! But hippies don't like to fight man! Unless they feel like it man!

hippies must be destroyed

 

[The Amazing Lee]

but doesn't being a hippie and a facist cancel itself out.

It's like a double negative. Which makes it a plus.

 

[Erzengel]

Whomever wins, we lose.

 

[JLBats]

Whomever wins, we lose.

Why must that joke crop up in so many polls?

You're better than that. You could have at least thrown in a quip about hippies to personalise the thing

 

[Erzengel]

Must all my posts be gems? Sometims I crap out a loser.

 

[JLBats]

Must all my posts be gems? Sometims I crap out a loser.

Maybe you should take, like... a year off between posts

Every October, we Hypesters shall gather round our computers, telling tales of your exploits to the n00bs, waiting... holding our collective breath...

And then, in a mighty swoop, you shall post that post, the one you've poked and prodded at for a year

And God, it will be magnificent

Just remember...

Post it in big, italicized, neon green, okay?!

 

[DOG LIPS]

Dammit Erz!!

You of all people should know better than to disappoint JLBats!

 

[JLBats]

Dammit Erz!!

You of all people should know better than to disappoint JLBats!

I'm so filled with hate, disappointing me usually doesn't end well

I just sit out on my porch, cleaning my shotgun and sittin' in ma rockin' chair:hillbillyninjapie:

 

[Erzengel]

Truly your appreciation of my talents is inspiring The fact that you hold me to such high standards to point out my crappy posts does not insult me, but reinvigorates me to make sure every post I do, be 100% kickass.

And while it would be nice to swoop in here once a year to bring down ridicule on deserving posters, I and my kind are already spread too thin around here. Various posters post daily that should be, nay, must be made an example of. Only allowing 1 poster a year to be humiliated is not enough and that's why I must be ever vigilant.

 

[Darthphere]

Beautiful.

 

[JLBats]

Truly your appreciation of my talents is inspiring The fact that you hold me to such high standards to point out my crappy posts does not insult me, but reinvigorates me to make sure every post I do, be 100% kickass.

And while it would be nice to swoop in here once a year to bring down ridicule on deserving posters, I and my kind are already spread too thin around here. Various posters post daily that should be, nay, must be made an example of. Only allowing 1 poster a year to be humiliated is not enough and that's why I must be ever vigilant.

If I have to exchange you tearing apart the newbs on a regular basis for one extra sexy trip through the Star Gate a year...

I'm taking the Star Gate.

 

[Darthphere]

http://rapistsearch.ytmnd.com/

 

[JLBats]

http://rapistsearch.ytmnd.com/

I don't get it, but I'm quite certain it's not so sexy as the Star Gate

Pretty colours.

 

[Erzengel]

If I have to exchange you tearing apart the newbs on a regular basis for one extra sexy trip through the Star Gate a year...

I'm taking the Star Gate.

As much as being the Haley's Comet of Posters sounds inticing, my work here is too important.

 

[Spider-Bite]

Hiipie Hunter. He hunts hippies and hippies are too stoned to fight back.

 

[hippie_hunter]

Woo-Hoo! I'm winning!

 

[Ebil Gig]

Hippie Hunter because he can hunt hippy

 

[hippie_hunter]

I think Hippy Facist wins out. Fascism>Hunting.

You're just angry because I don't read Checkmate

 

[hippie_hunter]

Hippie Hunter is the one who is so very filled with hate, and Hippy Fascist is the one who looks middle aged despite being 23.

And I'll be filled with more hate for whomever doesn't vote for me dammit

 

[JLBats]

And I'll be filled with more hate for whomever doesn't vote for me dammit

*Moves to vote against hunter*

 

[hippie_hunter]

*Moves to vote against hunter*

If I say that you're the exclusion will you vote towards me

 

[JLBats]

If I say that you're the exclusion will you vote towards me

Whatever will fill you with the most blinding rage, I will surely do.

 

[Sofa]

bam

 

[hippie_hunter]

Whatever will fill you with the most blinding rage, I will surely do.

Fine, you're the exception

*urge to kill...rising*

 

[JLBats]

I voted against you anyway, because you're pretty consistently annoying.