Hollywood wonders "What would Jesus direct?"

[Movies205]

Don't get so defensive, it was something I had to post because it seems that everywhere I go on the hype that name is present...especially in threads that have nothing to do with him.

I just like making loud obnoxious posts for no apparent reasons

 

[Downhere]

I just like making loud obnoxious posts for no apparent reasons

Alrighty then...*insert smiley with one eyebrow raised* lol.

 

[Movies205]

Alrighty then...*insert smiley with one eyebrow raised* lol.

You can't really disagree though with making Jesus a disgruntle elephant and using the movie as nothing more than a cheap allegory saying Christians rock the Muslims and Jews suck! Come on how kick ass would that be!!!

 

[Darth Elektra]

Does every thread on the Hype have to end up leading to something about GWB?

Yes, he's a freakin D*ck.

 

[Downhere]

Yes, he's a freakin D*ck.

That's fine and dandy if you and other's have that opinion, but it doesn't need to be stated in every other thread at the hype, especially if the thread has nothing to do with him.

 

[Lt. Figgnuts]

I know Ralph Winter wants to make a film based off one of the chapters of A Purpose Driven life, that could be interesting.

That might be interesting, as long as it didn't totally suck.

That one doesn't really thrill me. I didn't think A Purpouse Driven Life was worth all of the hype it recieved, but I guess if it works for the people that liked it that's pretty awesome.

 

[Joker]

I still say they do my idea...JCPD: Jesus Christ, Private Detective...Jesus played by Samuel L. Jackson...he could go shoot a shoplifters hand off, and then bash his face in with a gumball machine and say "thou shalt not steal, mother f**ker!"

 

[Maxwinner]

I still say they do my idea...JCPD: Jesus Christ, Private Detective...Jesus played by Samuel L. Jackson...he could go shoot a shoplifters hand off, and then bash his face in with a gumball machine and say "thou shalt not steal, mother f**ker!"

Written and Directed By: Jack Hill and Jesus Christ

 

[thealiasman2000]

Jesus is a pacifist. He wouldn't hurt humans.

There IS, however, a movie about Jesus fighting vampires.

 

[Darth Elektra]

I still say they do my idea...JCPD: Jesus Christ, Private Detective...Jesus played by Samuel L. Jackson...he could go shoot a shoplifters hand off, and then bash his face in with a gumball machine and say "thou shalt not steal, mother f**ker!"

lol, that would be funny.

 

[Darth Elektra]

Jesus is a pacifist. He wouldn't hurt humans.

There IS, however, a movie about Jesus fighting vampires.

Really?

 

[thealiasman2000]

Yes, because vampires are not human beings. They are undead creatures from hell.

In that movie, he even summons El Santo to help him out.

Check it out:

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0311361/

 

[cyborg ninja 14]

Id rather see Jesus as a kick-ass action star who fights to the sound of pulsing techno and gets the hot chick in the end.

 

[thealiasman2000]

Jesus is a pacifist, and has no intrest in carnal pleasures.

 

[cyborg ninja 14]

Jesus is a pacifist, and has no intrest in carnal pleasures.

Bah, you have no creativity.

 

[thealiasman2000]

Now Moses, THAT was an action hero!

What would Jesus do? Teach the bad guys carpitnery lessons? Bah! Moses would lay down the Twelve Plagues of Egypt on their sorry asses!

I pity the fool that messes with Moses!

 

[Downhere]

Wow, another thread that took a turn for the worse...who would have figured.

 

[SuperDude]

Uh, Jesus was no pacifist. See "The Old Testament".

Likewise, he drove the moneychangers out of the temple with a whip.

Now, Jesus wanted everyone to treat each other with love and respect, but if things went bad he'd break out; Indiana Jones style.

Pacifist? No. Distributator of Justice? I think yes.

 

[thealiasman2000]

Jesus Christ: I KICK ASS FOR THE LORD!

 

[Orko Is King]

Where's my Battle Pope movie, damn it?!?!!

 

[C.F. Kane]

Yes, because vampires are not human beings. They are undead creatures from hell.

In that movie, he even summons El Santo to help him out.

Check it out:

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0311361/

Dr. Pretorious: We're running short on skin. We'll need to harvest more lesbians.

... I MUST SEE THIS MOVIE!

 

[Zilleraut #66]

Jesus would bring back Tor Johnson for Bride of the Monster 2.