Hooker!

[Catman]

I was at a restaurant tonight and in the table across from mine there was this guy (who looked like Sgt. Garcia from `50s Zorro) eating dinner with a hooker. I've seen hookers on the streets and behind police cars, but never at a restaurant.

 

[Anti-Moderator]

Hookers got to eat too you know.....

 

[Badger]

A 100% grade Catman thread.

 

[SuperFerret]

Did you stand up and point at her, yelling "HOOOOKKER!!"?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

How can you be so sure it was a prostitute?

 

[Badger]

The barcode on her chest.

 

[Catman]

Hookers got to eat too you know.....

Yea, but they usually go to McDonalds.

Did you stand up and point at her, yelling "HOOOOKKER!!"?

hahaha. I should have.

How can you be so sure it was a prostitute?

I'm not 100% sure but it sure looked like one.

 

[knowsbleed]

I'm not 100% sure but it sure looked like one.

HA!

 

[Catman]

HA!

 

[Drakon]

The barcode on her chest.

 

[ObakeTora]

Hookers rule.

 

[Catman]

Hookers rule.

Use their services a lot?

 

[the_ultimate_evil]

you didn't go over and offer her a better deal, your slipping my friend

 

[Catman]

you didn't go over and offer her a better deal, your slipping my friend

I'm more into call girls.

 

[Joker]

You should have went over and said "Excuse me, madame, but are you indeed what the lower class reffers to as a "street walker?" And if so, how much would it cost for a gentlemen of my standards to employ your unique services." Then you should have taken your monocole off, cleaned it with your hankerchief, and then put it back in. Also, you should have had a top hat on...

That's just how I would have done it, if I had been directing your life, anyway.

 

[Mee]

I'm not 100% sure but it sure looked like one.

Looked like one?



I don't get to use this enough-

 

[Alex The Great]

Looked like one?



I don't get to use this enough-

 

[Nirvana]

Hooker eh? Did you buy her?

 

[LegendaryCaleb]

It was a sign from heaven....You should have paid her for some fun

 

[jaguarr]

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Back it up a minute! Catman saw blind_fury in person and didn't get any pics?! Epic fail!

jag

 

[Sugarculted]

^ rofl waffles.

 

[Mike_D202]

At least he took her out to dinner first before he stuck it in her ass

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

I was at a restaurant tonight and in the table across from mine there was this guy (who looked like Sgt. Garcia from `50s Zorro) eating dinner with a hooker. I've seen hookers on the streets and behind police cars, but never at a restaurant.

I actually prefer this Hooker myself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlIu05rdOf4

 

[jaguarr]

At least he took her out to dinner first before he stuck it in her ass

So, they had chocolate banana for dessert?

jag

 

[ObakeTora]

She can have a bite of my chocolate banana.