Hulk....Smashed! The Drinking Thread

[PalmerTheThing]

Share stories, as I know all you goons are sipping on some rich, booze filled, egg nog.

Let's start with what is the drunk(est), you have ever been.

I bought a 40 ounce of Jack Daniels, and I took shots over the course of an hour with my buddies when I moved into a new place in the summer, and by the time I got to the last 3 or 4 shots, I convinced my buddies to go bar hopping and we all eventually got kicked out and ended up sleeping in bushes by a near by park.

Pretty fun, but pretty illegal.

Let's share hype!

 

[regwec]

I used to drink a dangerous amount, and would have probably called myself a functioning alcoholic in the past.

I'm a far better person for having cut right down. Like any dependency, it makes you selfish and boring. Nowadays, I can enjoy a few drinks with friends, but always stop before I make an ass of myself. It also prevents me from wishing I was dead the next morning.

 

[Senator Pleasury]

I am posting this while semi-drunk. That should suffice.

 

[Feenix]

Jack Daniels is the Devil.

I think that says it all.

I'm half cut now. I raise my glass Avengers sippy cup to this forum.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Don't take this the wrong way, but this is literally the 7th or 8th drinking or alcohol thread I've seen on this forum in my time here. But us drinkers are known for having blackouts and gaps in our memory, so I guess it's keeping with the theme.

The drunkest I've ever been was in college when I was a binge-drinker. I drank over a fifth of Jack Daniels' in one night. This was about a decade ago. I'm 31 now, and I still occasionally drink too much, but never anything that bad. That was really stupid of me and I regret it. Don't have any memory of anything, except waking in someone's backyard covered in my own puke. This girl I liked was at this party and in my dumb state I thought I was showing off by slugging Jack straight from the bottle, but in reality all I did was ensure she never wanted to associate with me again.

 

[Dave McFly]

I have to say I LOVE the thread title

 

[Obi-Ron]

I'll drink to that.

 

[Senator Pleasury]

Don't take this the wrong way, but this is literally the 7th or 8th drinking or alcohol thread I've seen on this forum in my time here. But us drinkers are known for having blackouts and gaps in our memory, so I guess it's keeping with the theme.

Don't take this the wrong way, but that's like saying "This is literally the 7th or 8th drink I've had tonight." The answer to that... keep them coming!

 

[BLACKVULCAN]

now this is my kinda thread!!
ok i will share! one time me and my friend was at a concert we both got so "Hulk smash" that he would order a shot of tequila at the bar and as soon as the waitress poured it and he reached to pick it up,He would spill it. After spilling the 4th shot we both got kicked out!i was kicked out for being smashed but didn't spill anything! i am quite proud of being one of the few people to ever say they got kicked out of a MARYLIN MASON concert!

 

[Blitzkrieg Bop]

Drunkest I've ever been? Hmmm... Probably when I went to Wal Mart with two friends at midnight. We were trashed on Bud Lt and came to buy more beer; only my friend was of age. My other buddy claimed to have cut his hand on a candy bar so he raised up a fuss about it. In my drunken state, I knew he had probably cut it beforehand and didn't notice, but if he said the candy bar did it, then I was going to back him up.

So I start yelling things like, "WHAT IF IT HAD BEEN A CHILD?" and, "MY FRIEND GOES FOR A TREAT AND HE GETS HIS HAND CUT? HELL NAW!" So the poor woman calls...security or something and he looks at me and says we need to leave. Our exchange then goes as follows:

"I know ya'll been drinking!"

"How?"

"Cuz I can smell it on your breath."

"...So?"

We leave after a police officer tells us to go and then on the walk home, me and my underage friend start cursing out our 21 year-old pal for complaining about our outbursts, telling him we work so that we can have bail money. If we go to jail, then we go to jail. "It's not a big deal!"

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

I haven't drank alcohol in almost three years. Every time I think about getting smashed, I get turned off by many things.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Drinking is like cake. Moral decay.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

I haven't drank alcohol in almost three years. Every time I think about getting smashed, I get turned off by many things.

Drinking is fun as hell, but the thought of being hungover the next day gives me a lot of pause these days. As much as I love drinking and having fun, I don't love it as much as I hate bad hangovers.

 

[Mario_Galaxy]

So far, nothing's topped waking up smelling like vomit with my pants unzipped and my friend telling me he had to hold a garbage bag around my member while I took a piss into it. I was so ****ed up that I couldn't even make it to the bathroom. I came dangerously close to peeing on his TV as well. I blew chunks into a second bag (also held up by him) and fell back to sleep.

I remember nothing. I was still really really drunk the morning after when he originally told me what happened, and asked him to explain it again to me later in the day after I slept it off some more. I kind of wish I didn't delete those texts. But god was I ashamed at the time.

I've had a history of taking my pants off/random piss takes in inappropriate places. It's a miracle I never got arrested.

 

[Feenix]

I puked in a Cadillac Escalade, fell face first onto an ice/snow pile in front of a cop shop, had to be fireman-carried home, and then cried.

So, yeah, no more nights like that. The hangover and calls the next morning to say I'm sorry is just not worth repeating.

I was passed out in front of a Taco Bell well before anyone noticed I was missing and drove me home.

 

[jaqua99]

Me and my friend got a bottle of Rum for tonight. I will report back here later