Hype! Deathmatch 2015: Round 1, Match 12: DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs vs. Naked Shia

[Kane52630]

WELCOME TO THE HYPE! DEATHMATCH!
In round one, each match will last 2 days. The player with the most votes at the end of 2 days will move on to round 2! The matches for round one are as follows:

Round One
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Match 1: shauner111 vs. Black Narcissus
Match 2: Immortalfire vs. Spider-Aziz
Match 3: Reek vs. \S/JcDc\S/

Match 4: sabetoonth vs. Napoleon
Match 5: HaplessHenchman vs. Sawyer
Match 6: Aesop Rocks vs. JP

Match 7: RLAAMJR. vs. Schlosser85
Match 8: dude love vs. flickchick85
Match 9: XtremelyBaneful vs. Asteroid-Man

Match 10: Fallen Angel vs. SlackBrian
Match 11: AnneFan vs. MrMaooz
Match 12: DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs vs. Naked Shia

Match 13: Parker Wayne vs. Godzilla2000
Match 14: LibidoLoca vs. Urich Leeds
Match 15: ThePhantasm vs. Taarna
Match 16: the last son vs. ernesth100

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[ThePhantasm]

man this is tough, I really love DJ, but got to go with my boy Naked because we have similar senses of humor

 

[JP]

I vote DJ, because none of the letters in his name spell Shia.

 

[Schlosser85]

DJ voted for me, so I'll vote for DJ

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Both are good Hype buddies, but I went with Shia, cause I knew him first.

Sorry DJ.

 

[jokesonm3]

I vote DJ.

 

[Silliminite]

Naked Shia is life.

 

[Perfect Cell]

I too voted for DJ. The fact that he lives in Florida and has yet to be convicted of eating someone's face or throwing feces at a mailman proves he must be a good guy.

 

[Travesty]

Wait, I thought Naked Shia was Reek? Who was Naked Shia originally?

Goddamn, I'm confused.

 

[XtremelyBaneful]

dj doesn't deserve mine but i'll give it to him anyway

 

[Silliminite]

Wait, I thought Naked Shia was Reek? Who was Naked Shia originally?

Goddamn, I'm confused.

Naked Bat.

 

[BatmanVSuperman]

Can I change my vote? I hit the wrong radio button (sorry DJ it's early lol).

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Wait, I thought Naked Shia was Reek? Who was Naked Shia originally?

Goddamn, I'm confused.

Person 1: Cory -> Reek -> Cory -> Reek

Person 2: Leo Ho Tip -> Naked Bat -> Naked Shia

 

[flickchick85]

DJ voted against me, but his logic was sound and his intentions pure, so he will still get my vote this round.

 

[ThePhantasm]

Person 1: Cory -> Reek -> Cory -> Reek

Person 2: Leo Ho Tip -> Naked Bat -> Naked Shia

now i understand why the mods say they won't change usernames anymore

 

[Micromind]

Person 1: Cory -> Reek -> Cory -> Reek

Person 2: Leo Ho Tip -> Naked Bat -> Naked Shia

So, it's Cory now or Reek ?

 

[Spider-Aziz]

So, it's Cory now or Reek ?

Reek, but I call him Sean Connery's Dragon.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Of course my one day to sleep in is on the day of my deathmatch. Naked Shia I will give you one bit of mercy in this thing and that is my vote because only a punk ass b**** would vote for themselves. I also intend on sending you a link that you will think is an exclusive first listen to your fave artist but really it will be the brown note and which will make you poop your pants.

This is an accurate GIF for what I will do to you over the next 2 days:

I would also like everyone to remember that I do this:

and a vote for me means you get VIP passes when I do this:

 

[Clark-Kent]

The Shia gif is so funny I had to vote cause.. DO IT! lol

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

I vote DJ, because none of the letters in his name spell Shia.

DJ voted for me, so I'll vote for DJ

I vote DJ.

I too voted for DJ. The fact that he lives in Florida and has yet to be convicted of eating someone's face or throwing feces at a mailman proves he must be a good guy.

dj doesn't deserve mine but i'll give it to him anyway

DJ voted against me, but his logic was sound and his intentions pure, so he will still get my vote this round.

These fine folks know a good thing when they see it. Don't be on the wrong side of these epic battle of the ages between a man who refuses to wear clothes and was also a Disney child star or the obvious right choice of a man who wants nothing more than to make music that will get you shaking your booty

 

[ThePhantasm]

a man who refuses to where close

.... what now?

 

[Clark-Kent]

I think he meant clothes.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

man this is tough, I really love DJ, but got to go with my boy Naked because we have similar senses of humor

Both are good Hype buddies, but I went with Shia, cause I knew him first.

Sorry DJ.

Naked Shia is life.

edit: rape jokes aren't funny, even in death match threads

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

.... what now?

Corrected, brain runs to fast for my fingers sometimes

 

[Clark-Kent]

I harbor no ill will towards any of these upstanding citizens that only followed their heart. I just want to put it out there that Naked Shia PM'd me before the match and said that anyone who votes for him means he will then rape your mothers and/or sisters so I think people should be informed and know what they are getting into when they do vote for this "man"

Come on man, a bit too dark on that humor methinks.