Hype! Deathmatch 2015: Round 1, Match 1: shauner111 vs. Black Narcissus

[Reek]

She hit bottom, may need another fatty, getting bored.

 

[Marvolo]

 

[jokesonm3]

Knew that was gonna happen but the payoff was still brilliant.

 

[ThePhantasm]

I don't think he'd care about this anyway. He knows he doesn't have a seat at the "cool kids" table, so this is kind of meaningless whether he knows about it or not.

Darn you cool kids with your exclusive standards of coolness!

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

 

[ThePhantasm]

too much lawrence fishburn

 

[Reek]

Your avvy, side by side with that... its nothing short of perfect

 

[Reek]

and now i just noticed... my Avvy could be the cause of the fall, while yours is looking at it at judging.

 

[XtremelyBaneful]

It just wasn't enough for XtremelyBaneful

I just don't vote for strangers

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

too much lawrence fishburn

 

[Reek]

I just don't vote for strangers

you should have asked around. I AM NOT YOUR ENEMY.

 

[XtremelyBaneful]

you should have asked around. I AM NOT YOUR ENEMY.

lol, but it ain't you in the poll anyway

 

[Reek]

it was me... in the poll you voted against me in.

WE COULD HAVE BEEN FRIENDS.

 

[XtremelyBaneful]

ohhh damn, you are right!! off the top of my head i don't even know why I voted for the other guy, lmao

my bad, reek

I suppose I might've just killed my chance of getting you to vote for me too eh...

 

[Reek]

I am a merciful lord. Just keep kicking fat people down hills.

 

[XtremelyBaneful]

holla atcha boi doe

 

[PЯOVOSҬ]

Gotta give it my homie Black Narcissus

I voted this way also.

 

[dude stannis]

[YT]FTDeOPFr9e4[/YT]

 

[Roose Bolton]

Narcissus gets my vote because he's a black man wearing a Greek name.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Or... Is he a Greek name on a black man?

Wait... Sorry... I was thinking about Ving Rhames as Kojak. Carry on.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

The Human Centipede

At least there is not surgical attachment.

 

[shauner111]

Oh, im aware.

It doesn't really matter to me, because, well, i still have no idea what a Hype Deathmatch is or what the actual point of it is

What happens when somebody wins?....Nothing? lmao. I wont keep you, as long as you're having fun

 

[ThePhantasm]

Oh, im aware.

It doesn't really matter to me, because, well, i still have no idea what a Hype Deathmatch is or what the actual point of it is

 

[Kane52630]

Oh, im aware.

It doesn't really matter to me, because, well, i still have no idea what a Hype Deathmatch is or what the actual point of it is

What happens when somebody wins?....Nothing? lmao. I wont keep you, as long as you're having fun

 

[ThePhantasm]

srsly kane we all know the real quote is

AH'M DAH PAHTAY POOPAH