Hype! Deathmatch 2015: Round 2, Match 3: Napoleon vs. Parker Wayne

[Kane52630]

Napoleon
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Parker Wayne
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WELCOME TO THE HYPE! DEATHMATCH!
In Round 2, each match will last 3 days. The player with the most votes at the end of 3 days will move on to Round 3! The matches for Round 2 are as follows:

Round One
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Match 1: shauner111 vs. Black Narcissus
Match 2: Immortalfire vs. Spider-Aziz
Match 3: Reek vs. \S/JcDc\S/

Match 4: sabetoonth vs. Napoleon
Match 5: HaplessHenchman vs. Sawyer
Match 6: Aesop Rocks vs. JP

Match 7: RLAAMJR. vs. Schlosser85
Match 8: dude love vs. flickchick85
Match 9: XtremelyBaneful vs. Asteroid-Man

Match 10: Fallen Angel vs. SlackBrian
Match 11: AnneFan vs. MrMaooz
Match 12: DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs vs. Naked Shia

Match 13: Parker Wayne vs. Godzilla2000
Match 14: LibidoLoca vs. Urich Leeds
Match 15: ThePhantasm vs. Taarna
Match 16: the last son vs. ernesth100


Round Two
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Match 1: Reek vs. AnneFan
Match 2: dude love vs. XtremelyBaneful

Match 3: Napoleon vs. Parker Wayne
Match 4: Fallen Angel vs. LibidoLoca

Match 5: ThePhantasm vs. Spider-Aziz
Match 6: Black Narcissus vs. Schlosser85

Match 7: Naked Shia vs. Sawyer
Match 8: ernesth100 vs. JP

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[jokesonm3]

State your claims lads.

 

[Fallen Angel]

Parker you're cool but you're going to win so I'll give my vote to the under dog.

 

[HaplessHenchman]

Parker you're cool but you're going to win so I'll give my vote to the under dog.

Same here.

 

[BLACKVULCAN]

Parker! Parker Wayne!!hes our man!!... if he cant do no one can!!
Plus "Parker Lewis cant lose" and neither can Parker Wayne!

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Nap.

 

[Monsieur Xavier]

Napoleon Bonaparte, First Consul and Emperor of the French.

 

[Parker Wayne]

I don't know much about Napoleon, and from his post history, I can't find much flaws with him, he seems like an okay guy. So I'm just gonna focus on the "other" Napoleons. I will say this about the poster Napoleon, he has a Saul Goodman avy and frequents the DC Boards, so he already is familiar with losing battles.

Look at this guy. He's five foot nothing, afraid of cats (yes, this was true), terrified of open doors (seriously, I'm not joking), and most idiocally, tried to conquer Moscow, Russia in the Winter, losing 92% of his army and leading to the breakup of his grand empire. Now, we all know how cold Russia is. Does anyone believe that marching on them in the winter is smart strategy? You might as well be this guy leading an army:

In fact, Napoleon probably means this guy, and Napoleon's probably closer in resemblance to this guy. There's no last name or anything. He (for some reason) is a geek icon now, and that's a shame. Look at this guy. He's whiny, awkward, and worse of all, an a*****e who wanted to control the student government through his puppet friend Pedro. Seriously, Pedro for president, really?

Napoleon has killed many things: The goals of the French Revolution, many Europeans, and most importantly, Jon Heder's career. Don't let him kill these deathmatches.

Vote Smart. Vote Parker Wayne.

 

[jokesonm3]

I will say this about the poster Napoleon, he has a Saul Goodman avy and frequents the DC Boards, so he already is familiar with losing battles.

Now see here!

 

[Kane52630]

Spoiler

I don't know much about Napoleon, and from his post history, I can't find much flaws with him, he seems like an okay guy. So I'm just gonna focus on the "other" Napoleons. I will say this about the poster Napoleon, he has a Saul Goodman avy and frequents the DC Boards, so he already is familiar with losing battles.

Look at this guy. He's five foot nothing, afraid of cats (yes, this was true), terrified of open doors (seriously, I'm not joking), and most idiocally, tried to conquer Moscow, Russia in the Winter, losing 92% of his army and leading to the breakup of his grand empire. Now, we all know how cold Russia is. Does anyone believe that marching on them in the winter is smart strategy? You might as well be this guy leading an army:

In fact, Napoleon probably means this guy, and Napoleon's probably closer in resemblance to this guy. There's no last name or anything. He (for some reason) is a geek icon now, and that's shame. Look at this guy. He's whiny, awkward, and worse of all, an a*****e who wanted to control the student government through his puppet friend Pedro. Seriously, Pedro for president, really?

Napoleon has killed many things: The goals of the French Revolution, many Europeans, and most importantly, Jon Heder's career. Don't let him kill these deathmatches.

Vote Smart. Vote Parker Wayne.

 

[Monsieur Xavier]

Pff, the guy is SHH John Snow as he knows nothing.

 

[Parker Wayne]

Now see here!

 

[Schlosser85]

Parker

 

[Sawyer]

I met Parker fifteen years ago. I was told there was nothing left. No reason, no conscience, no understanding in even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, good or evil, right or wrong... I met this six year old child with this blank, pale, emotionless face and... the blackest eyes. The Devil's eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him and then another seven trying to keep him locked up, because I realized that what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply... evil.












So yeah, he's got my vote.

 

[Duke]

I met Parker fifteen years ago. I was told there was nothing left. No reason, no conscience, no understanding in even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, good or evil, right or wrong... I met this six year old child with this blank, pale, emotionless face and... the blackest eyes. The Devil's eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him and then another seven trying to keep him locked up, because I realized that what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply... evil.



























So yeah, he's got my vote.

Channeling your inner Doctor Loomis, I see.


Hopefully it's the Carpenter version & not the Zombie version.

 

[Reek]

Both have been loyal bannermen...

Explain your intentions.

 

[Sawyer]

Hopefully it's the Carpenter version & not the Zombie version.

 

[Parker Wayne]

I met Parker fifteen years ago. I was told there was nothing left. No reason, no conscience, no understanding in even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, good or evil, right or wrong... I met this six year old child with this blank, pale, emotionless face and... the blackest eyes. The Devil's eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him and then another seven trying to keep him locked up, because I realized that what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply... evil.

Both have been loyal bannermen...

Explain your intentions.

 

[dude stannis]

Both have been good and true bannermen to Reek, the rightful victor, but Napoleon bent the knee to me in my battles and I shall suppourt him in return.

 

[Parker Wayne]

Best reason to vote for me: I showed up!!!

 

[Reek]

Best reason to vote for me: I showed up!!!

naked shia won...

annefan had over 60 votes...

 

[Marvolo]

I don't know much about Napoleon, and from his post history, I can't find much flaws with him, he seems like an okay guy. So I'm just gonna focus on the "other" Napoleons. I will say this about the poster Napoleon, he has a Saul Goodman avy and frequents the DC Boards, so he already is familiar with losing battles.

Look at this guy. He's five foot nothing, afraid of cats (yes, this was true), terrified of open doors (seriously, I'm not joking), and most idiocally, tried to conquer Moscow, Russia in the Winter, losing 92% of his army and leading to the breakup of his grand empire. Now, we all know how cold Russia is. Does anyone believe that marching on them in the winter is smart strategy?

Napoleon Bonaparte was 5' 6" which was taller than the average height of males in France at that time.

The myth that he was short stems primarily from the fact that he is listed as 5 feet 2 inches tall at the time of his death. However, this is 5 feet 2 inches in French units. In modern international units, he was just shy of 5 feet 7 inches. Now I know you are saying “well that is still pretty short”. That is true by modern day standards in certain places in the world, such as the United States. However, at the time in France, the average height for an adult male was about 5 feet 5 inches in modern international units. So in fact, he was quite tall for his day.

http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2010/03/napolean-bonaparte-having-been-short-is-a-myth/

 

[Parker Wayne]

He's the same size Daniel "Rudy" Ruettiger (who was also 5 feet nothing).

 

[Reek]

Pee Way just hit a Rudy reference. Sorry Napoleon. I love a fellow GoT Bannermen, but goddammit... Sean Astin and John Favreau won this one

 

[Marvolo]

He's the same size Daniel "Rudy" Ruettiger (who was also 5 feet nothing).

Never watched that movie.