Hype! Deathmatch 2016: Round 1, Match 1: Sawyer vs DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs

[Kane52630]

WELCOME TO THE HYPE! DEATHMATCH!
In round one, each match will last 2 days. The player with the most votes at the end of 2 days will move on to round 2! The matches for round one are as follows:

ROUND ONE
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Match 1: Sawyer vs DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs
Match 2: Shadowboxer vs Reek
Match 3: Elektra1 vs Kira

Match 4: dude stannis vs Hellion
Match 5: C. Lee vs Black Narcissus
Match 6: DarthSkywalker vs Fallen Angel

Match 7: RLAAMJR. vs Asteroid-Man
Match 8: Naked Shia vs psylockolussus
Match 9: jokesonm3 vs marvelrobbins

Match 10: DJ Kornphlake vs Ms. Marvel
Match 11: Urich Leeds vs flickchick85
Match 12: tacit-ronin- vs DarknessOfDeath

Match 13: Victarion vs AnneFan
Match 14: Mister J vs Immortalfire
Match 15: SuperSanchez vs KevanG
Match 16: Rowsdower! vs Schlosser85

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[Reek]

Sawyer pretends not to love me. DJ doesn't bath.

....

 

[Victarion]

I see Sawyer, some dude, where's the peanut butter gif?

 

[flickchick85]

I will always vote in favor of hygiene!

 

[Sawyer]

A vote for Sawyer is a vote for #LegalizeHeroin.

#Investigate311

 

[KevanG]

Medical heroin or the 'other' stuff?

 

[Black Narcissus]

Sawyer.

He is my fatter and balder Bruce Willis.

 

[Fallen Angel]

Tough one but gone with the fake ass DJ. He'll inevitably lose to the far superior DJ KORNFLAKE eventually.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Quite the conundrum for the first round. Essay question, gentlemen: which Muppet would you be, and why? And you cannot use Kermit, Piggy, Gonzo, Fozzy, Scooter, Rowlf, Animal, Statler, Waldorf, Dr. Bunsen, Beaker or the Swedish Chef.

 

[jokesonm3]

Seduce me

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Quite the conundrum for the first round. Essay question, gentlemen: which Muppet would you be, and why? And you cannot use Kermit, Piggy, Gonzo, Fozzy, Scooter, Rowlf, Animal, Statler, Waldorf, Dr. Bunsen, Beaker or the Swedish Chef.

Link Hogthrob.

Shout out to Wikipedia.

EDIT: my essay is that Muppet is a narcissistic know it all pig.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Seduce me

No.

But I will seduce Sawyer, I dedicate this song to him:

Close your eyes, make a wish
And blow out the candlelight
For tonight is just your night
We're gonna celebrate, all thru the night

Pour the wine, light the fire
Sawyer your wish is my command
I submit to your demands
I'll do anything, Sawyer you need only ask

I'll make love to you
Like you want me to
And I'll hold you tight
Baby all through the night
I'll make love to you
When you want me to
And I will not let go
'Till you tell me to

Sawyer relax, let's go slow
I ain't got nowhere to go
I'm just gonna concentrate on you
Sawyer are you ready, it's gonna be a long night
Throw your clothes (Throw your clothes) on the floor (on the floor)

I'm gonna take my clothes off too
I made plans to be with you

Sawyer whatever you ask me, you know, I could do

I'll make love to you
Like you want me to
And I'll hold you tight
Baby all through the night
I'll make love to you
When you want me to
And I will not let go
'Till you tell me to

Baby tonight is your night
And I will do you right
Just make a wish on your night
Anything that you ask
I will give you the love of your life, your life, your life

I'll make love to you
Like you want me to
And I'll hold you tight
Baby all through the night
I'll make love to you
When you want me to
And I will not let go
'Till you tell me to

I'll make love to you
Like you want me to
And I'll hold you tight
Baby all through the night
I'll make love to you
When you want me to
And I will not let go
'Till you tell me to

 

[Kane52630]

Hey DJ...

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Hey DJ...

Only dope remixes Señor numbers.

 

[Kane52630]

 

[Ms. Marvel]

So what happens if this thing ends as a tie?

 

[Kane52630]

Both move on to the next round...together.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

So what happens if this thing ends as a tie?

Sawyer and I will meet up IRL and then go to a Trump rally. Whichever one of us can convert the most Trumpateers to Hillary will then win.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Sawyer and I will meet up IRL and then go to a Trump rally. Whichever one of us can convert the most Trumpateers to Hillary will then win.

The awful part is that Donald Trump and Mickey Mouse have the same number of letters in their names, so the song still works.

 

[Kira]

i'm the tiebreaker. i matter.

 

[KevanG]

I voted for the music man.

 

[Schlosser85]

I was slightly conflicted about this one, but Sawyer is my partner in Tom Hardy-related fangirling.

 

[Sawyer]

Quite the conundrum for the first round. Essay question, gentlemen: which Muppet would you be, and why? And you cannot use Kermit, Piggy, Gonzo, Fozzy, Scooter, Rowlf, Animal, Statler, Waldorf, Dr. Bunsen, Beaker or the Swedish Chef.

I'm Statler and Waldorf's infinitely more hateful adopted son.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

I'm Statler and Waldorf's infinitely more hateful adopted son.

I wanna dedicate this next one to you boo boo bear Sawyer:

Get up, get up, get up, get up!
Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up!

Oh, baby now let's get down tonight

Ooh baby, I'm hot just like an oven
I need some lovin'
And baby, I can't hold it much longer
It's getting stronger and stronger

And when I get that feeling
I want sexual healing
Sexual healing, oh baby
Makes me feel so fine

Helps to relieve my mind
Sexual healing baby, is good for me
Sexual healing is something that's good for me

Whenever blue teardrops are fallin'
And my emotional stability is leaving me
There is something I can do
I can get on the telephone and call you up baby

And honey I know you'll be there to relieve me
The love you give to me will free me
If you don't know the thing you're dealing
Ohh I can tell you, darling, that it's sexual healing

 

[Pink Ranger]

I'm Statler and Waldorf's infinitely more hateful adopted son.

That's weak, bro. At least Deej picked an actual Muppet. Louie Anderson is a real person too, I'm told, so he doesn't count.