Hype! Deathmatch 2016: Round 1, Match 1: Sawyer vs DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

This one goes out to my rock, the wind beneath my wings. The one and only Sawyer:

Let me lay it on the line
I got a little freakiness inside
And you know that the man
Has got to deal with it
I don't care what they say
I'm not about to pay nobody's way
'Cause it's all about the dog in me
Mm-hmm

I want to freak in the morning
A freak in the evening just like me
I need a roughneck brother
That can satisfy me just for me
If you are that kind of man
'cuz i'm that kind of bruh
I got a freaky secret,everybody sing
'cause we don't give a damn about a thing

cause I will be a freak
until the day until the dawn
and we can pump, pump
all through the night till the early morn
come on and I will take you
around the 'hood on a gangsta lean
'cause we can pump, pump
any time of day it's all good for me

Sawyer, you're moving kind of slow
You got to keep it up
Now there you go
There's just one thing that a man must do
Mm-hmm

I'm packing all the flavor you need
I got you shook up on your knees
'cause it's all about the dog in me

I want to freak in the morning
A freak in the evening just like me
I need a roughneck brother
That can satisfy me just for me
If you are that kind of man
'cuz i'm that kind of bruh
I got a freaky secret,everybody sing
'cause we don't give a damn about a thing

cause I will be a freak
until the day until the dawn
and we can pump, pump
all through the night till the early morn
come on and I will take you
around the 'hood on a gangsta lean
'cause we can pump, pump
any time of day it's all good for me

One to the two, to the two, to the three
Sawyer, do you want to get freaky with me?..

I want to freak in the morning
A freak in the evening just like me
I need a roughneck brother
That can satisfy me just for me
If you are that kind of man
'cuz i'm that kind of bruh
I got a freaky secret,everybody sing
'cause we don't give a damn about a thing

cause I will be a freak
until the day until the dawn
and we can pump, pump
all through the night till the early morn
come on and I will take you
around the 'hood on a gangsta lean
'cause we can pump, pump
any time of day it's all good for me

One to the two, to the two, to the three
Sawyer, do you want to get freaky with me?..

 

[Pink Ranger]

So in the choice between my fake dysfunctional gay internet life partner and my fake dysfunctional straight internet life partner, I'm forced to choose the latter. Sorry Sawyer, you totally whiffed on that Muppets question. Unforgiveable!

 

[Sawyer]

So in the choice between my fake dysfunctional gay internet life partner and my fake dysfunctional straight internet life partner, I'm forced to choose the latter. Sorry Sawyer, you totally whiffed on that Muppets question. Unforgiveable!

It's alright, I already got what I needed out of you.


*piles lifetime supply of bagel bites into pick-up truck*

*drives away laughing*

 

[Pink Ranger]

It's alright, I already got what I needed out of you.


*piles lifetime supply of bagel bites into pick-up truck*

*drives away laughing*

Well, just so you know, about half of those were the multigrain kind, so it's a partial victory for you at best.

 

[RLAAMJR.]

I voted for DJ

 

[Pink Ranger]

I voted for DJ

If he promised you a Celine Dion trance remix, he's totally not following through on that.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

I can provide a Celine Dion vs Radiohead's Creep mashup which is surprisingly awesome if that will suffice. I have that baby in my arsenal.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

 

[Greens]

Sawyer, because I prefer his music.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Well, this deathmatch is boring af. Let's try and spice things up here a bit, quote this post and I will dedicate a song to you that represents either what I feel about you or what I think about you.

This should be fun.

 

[ThePhantasm]

Sawya

 

[Ms. Marvel]

Well, this deathmatch is boring af. Let's try and spice things up here a bit, quote this post and I will dedicate a song to you that represents either what I feel about you or what I think about you.

This should be fun.

Erm....

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Erm....

Here is your song:

[YT]GurZpsfEWwY[/YT]

 

[Ms. Marvel]

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

I've been civil, I've tried to liven this deathmatch up. But now you've all made me go scorched Earth.

I live in Florida which some of you may be aware is a swing state. If Sawyer wins this Deathmatch then this lifelong registered democrat will vote for Trump.

So every vote for Sawyer is also a vote to give Trump FL's electoral college votes.

Choose wisely.

 

[InCali]

Man....this one sucks. Fugly or Fuglier......

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Man....this one sucks. Fugly or Fuglier......

I prefer to think of it as sassy vs classy.

 

[InCali]

I prefer to think of it as sassy vs classy.

Hey folks, DJ needs help, I think he's been sampling those riot drugs and has fallen into Trump-like, self delusional haze.

 

[Sawyer]

Man....this one sucks. Fugly or Fuglier......

Who are you?

 

[InCali]

Who are you?

Fugliest.....

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Who are you?

There you are boo-boo bear! I expected a lot more witty retorts in this deathmatch. At least a gif or two.

 

[Sawyer]

There you are boo-boo bear! I expected a lot more witty retorts in this deathmatch. At least a gif or two.

 

[Kane52630]

Is... Is that Cynthia from Rugrats?

 

[InCali]

Hey....where's Slushy?

 

[Sawyer]

Thankfully, elsewhere.