Hype! Deathmatch 2016: Round 1, Match 5: C. Lee vs Black Narcissus

[Kira]

this isn't about reek so i don't really care...

but in honor of 240 year old USA, i'm going to vote the 240 year old guy.

 

[dude stannis]

An ‘extremely credible source’ has called Reek's office and told him that C.Lee’s birth certificate is a fraud.

 

[Fallen Angel]

I have it on good authority the Babylonians predicted he was as old as Methuselah.

 

[Reek]

The Babylonians are very very good friends of mine. They're tremendous people. Great people. We made a deal. I did great. Tremendous tremendous people.

 

[Fallen Angel]

You gave them a wall?

 

[Reek]

And made them pay for it.

 

[dude stannis]

Reek's IQ is one of the highest — and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure; it’s not your fault.

 

[Schlosser85]

 

[Reek]

My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.

 

[KevanG]

I voted for Sam.

I regret nothing!

 

[Guts]

Superherohype

 

[dude stannis]

When the Star Wars section sends its people, they’re not sending the best. They’re not sending you, they’re sending people that have lots of problems and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bring crime. They’re rapists… And some, Reek assumes, are good people.

 

[KevanG]

They send people that have problems alright.

Although the batboards have a lot more problems. Compared to the batboards, the SW section is polite and sends us cookies every week.

 

[dude stannis]

Reek is going to build a wall around both boards and make the JJ apologists pay for them.

 

[Guts]

The prequel apologists should also pay for it.

Please clap.

 

[dude stannis]

#PrequelFanLivesMatter

 

[Guts]

#AllSWFanlivesMatter

 

[Victarion]

You find a deathmatcher that will give you 100% transparency on Christopher Nolan's involvement with the Rotten Tomatoes rating system and I'll give them a warm kiss.

please clap

 

[KevanG]

Reek is going to build a wall around both boards and make the JJ apologists pay for them.

Sounds good. He's got my vote.

 

[C. Lee]

What in the name of Johnathan Winters does any of this have to do with me or Ebony SelfLover?

 

[KevanG]

Neither of you showed up. You know what happens when we get bored.

 

[C. Lee]

Neither of you showed up. You know what happens when we get bored.

It's the weekend....I was busy building houses for the homeless, feeding the hungry, attending protests against Trump in 17 states, and reading my new hardcover DOCTOR STRANGE Omnibus #1 collecting issues 110-146 of STRANGE TALES and THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN ANNUAL #2 guest starring Doctor Strange.....unlike that reprobate Ebony SelfLover who spent the weekend eating Cheetos and washing Cheetos dust off of various parts of his body.

 

[Kane52630]

Congrats C. Lee, you're moving on to round 2!

 

[Reek]

It's the weekend....I was busy building houses for the homeless, feeding the hungry, attending protests against Trump in 17 states, and reading my new hardcover DOCTOR STRANGE Omnibus #1 collecting issues 110-146 of STRANGE TALES and THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN ANNUAL #2 guest starring Doctor Strange.....unlike that reprobate Ebony SelfLover who spent the weekend eating Cheetos and washing Cheetos dust off of various parts of his body.

Look at this old man... HA... guy dropped the cane like Yoda and started tossing fire... as well as campaigning for round 2...

Clever...very clever...