Hype! Deathmatch 2016: Round 2, Match 6: tacit-ronin- vs Elektra1

[Guts]

Hmmmm...not sure who to vote for here. So here's my question: You are MacGruber, trapped in a room with a bomb. You can either have Donald Trump or Ryan Lochte as your Sidekick in this life-or-death scenario. Which do you choose, why, and how do you see the scenario playing out?

I choose Donald Trump. I have no idea who put us in the room with a bomb but it would be fun to hear what Donald would say he could have done to prevent it. While I'm trying to defuse the bomb he will telling me about his small loan of a million dollars, his plan to deal with the yuge illegal immigration problem, and his locker room talk. Of course the bomb will explode and we both die.

 

[Pink Ranger]

I choose Donald Trump. I have no idea who put us in the room with a bomb but it would be fun to hear what Donald would say he could have done to prevent it. While I'm trying to defuse the bomb he will telling me about his small loan of a million dollars, his plan to deal with the yuge illegal immigration problem, and his locker room talk. Of course the bomb will explode and we both die.

I think if you hide in his hair, it will cushion most of the explosion.

 

[flickchick85]

I would choose Ryan Lochte because I could convince him that the bomb is actually a magical device that would imbue someone with super powers if they lay on the device when it explodes. But the person has to be naked.

Then I would wear all of his clothing (which would be a lot because I live in Canada and could convince Ryan that Canada is a land of permanent ice age and he would need to wear heavy duty, super warm and layered clothing in order to survive) and shelter myself in the corner of the room. Once Ryan explodes, I would use his strewn about body parts for sustenance and whittle a lock pick out of his bones and leave the room.

I choose Donald Trump. I have no idea who put us in the room with a bomb but it would be fun to hear what Donald would say he could have done to prevent it. While I'm trying to defuse the bomb he will telling me about his small loan of a million dollars, his plan to deal with the yuge illegal immigration problem, and his locker room talk. Of course the bomb will explode and we both die.

Thank you, admirable answers, both. Tacit's is perhaps the more probable scenario, but Elektra dreamed big with a more ambitious and optimistic plan, and as a Superman fan, I shall always lean toward the optimist. Gonna have to go with Ryan Lochte's guts and vote Elektra on this one.

 

[Guts]

I think I'm going to raise the stakes on this. Vote for me and your name is entered in a raffle to win a date with the sexiest man alive of 1992.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

tr... You already know:

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Spoiler

Record recollection time......

I love reasons. I give the best reasons. Thank you for asking me about reasons. Vote for me because of reasons.

Spoiler

So aboriginal, yet somehow original.

 

[Donner]

Whelp. I think I lost this round. Cheers to you, TR.

I'm out.

 

[jokesonm3]

tacit's muh boi, gotta vote for him, sorry Elektra.

 

[jokesonm3]

Well well well... here we are... finally another round...


Whoever tells me how best to clean my shoes after kicking jokesonm3's ass gets the vote.

I let you win jabroni.

 

[Kane52630]

Whelp. I think I lost this round. Cheers to you, TR.

I'm out.

It's pretty easy to get 7 more votes...

 

[Reek]

i dont think either of them realize this is going on anymore.

 

[Donner]

It's pretty easy to get 7 more votes...

Is it? I don't know how many people pay attention to these things and honestly, I don't have Trump's campaigning skills

 

[Reek]

Then adopt hillary's

don't take my thunder or ill use tic tacs and .... you know

 

[Guts]

Is it? I don't know how many people pay attention to these things and honestly, I don't have Trump's campaigning skills

Just sell yourself for votes.

 

[Guts]

 

[Guts]

Good match Elektra1.

 

[Guts]

You have received your invites.

 

[Donner]

Good match Elektra1.

Just kidding. Well done!

 

[Kane52630]

Congrats tacit-ronin-, you're moving on to round 3!

 

[Monsieur Xavier]

Ronin because Delta City, it makes no sense but neither do I.
Edit : and the vote is closed ....