Hype! Deathmatch 2016: Round 2, Match 8: Schlosser85 vs Sawyer

[Kane52630]

WELCOME TO THE HYPE! DEATHMATCH!
In Round 2, each match will last 3 days. The player with the most votes at the end of 3 days will move on to Round 3! The matches for Round 2 are as follows:

ROUND ONE
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Match 1: Sawyer vs DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs
Match 2: Shadowboxer vs Reek
Match 3: Elektra1 vs Kira

Match 4: dude stannis vs Hellion
Match 5: C. Lee vs Black Narcissus
Match 6: DarthSkywalker vs Fallen Angel

Match 7: RLAAMJR. vs Asteroid-Man
Match 8: Naked Shia vs psylockolussus
Match 9: jokesonm3 vs marvelrobbins

Match 10: DJ Kornphlake vs Ms. Marvel
Match 11: Urich Leeds vs flickchick85
Match 12: tacit-ronin- vs DarknessOfDeath

Match 13: Victarion vs AnneFan
Match 14: Mister J Ruth Fisher vs Immortalfire
Match 15: SuperSanchez vs KevanG
Match 16: Rowsdower! vs Schlosser85



ROUND TWO
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Match 1: dude stannis vs Naked Shia
Match 2: Fallen Angel vs Victarion

Match 3: Asteroid-Man vs C. Lee
Match 4: jokesonm3 vs Reek

Match 5: Ms. Marvel vs Immortalfire
Match 6: tacit-ronin- vs Elektra1

Match 7: KevanG vs flickchick85
Match 8: Schlosser85 vs Sawyer

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[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

2 of my faves here. I would like both of you to name your fave MCU movie and why. Whichever answer I like best will get my vote.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Ha haa, here is the matchup I've been saving this question for.

Each of you guys gets to get down with your British celebrity crush (Tom Hardy for Schloss, Henry Cavill for Sawyer). The whole nine yards; dinner, dancing, champagne, hot tub, candles, grapes, honeymoon suite at the Ritz Carlton, what have you.

Except that your man insists that a celebrity woman be there as an active participant in the whole thing, because, you know, to make it 0.00001% less gay. Which famous woman do you choose to be part of your sick sodomite orgy, and why?

 

[C. Lee]

I don't josh.....when I say VOTE FOR SCHLOSS

 

[Schlosser85]

2 of my faves here. I would like both of you to name your fave MCU movie and why. Whichever answer I like best will get my vote.

Captain America: The Winter Soldier, because I believe it has perfectly balanced quotients of high-octane action, spy thrills, character development, political intrigue, low-key unforced humor, and some dark and emotional elements. It's the whole package. It balances plenty of derring-do with darker, more serious elements and avoids either the excessive fatuousness of Thor: The Dark World or the glum "look how depressing serious I am" dreariness of Batman v Superman.

Also, the fact that it almost comes off like a political/spy thriller that happens to feature superheroes makes it less generic and less interchangeable with other CBMs that follow a more standard-issue trajectory.

The action is awesome and it takes time out for character interaction, with a great buddy relationship between Cap and Black Widow (who is put to her best use here), and the heartfelt dynamic between Cap and Bucky ("I'm with you to the end of the line").

It's just an all-around really solid, well put together film that has all its aspects in balanced quotients, nothing too much or too little.

For my full review: http://www.jestersreviews.com/reviews/2443

 

[Monsieur Xavier]

I broke my self imposed rule and voted for a mod.

 

[Schlosser85]

Ha haa, here is the matchup I've been saving this question for.

Each of you guys gets to get down with your British celebrity crush (Tom Hardy for Schloss, Henry Cavill for Sawyer). The whole nine yards; dinner, dancing, champagne, hot tub, candles, grapes, honeymoon suite at the Ritz Carlton, what have you.

Except that your man insists that a celebrity woman be there as an active participant in the whole thing, because, you know, to make it 0.00001% less gay. Which famous woman do you choose to be part of your sick sodomite orgy, and why?

Do I have to actually engage in intimate relations with this woman myself?

And in any case....I suppose get a few drinks in me, and I wouldn't kick Naomie Harris out of bed, as long as she stayed on her side.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Do I have to actually engage in intimate relations with this woman myself?

Active. Participant. Just lie back and think of England.

 

[Schlosser85]

Active. Participant. Just lie back and think of England.

 

[Pink Ranger]

 

[Sawyer]

2 of my faves here. I would like both of you to name your fave MCU movie and why. Whichever answer I like best will get my vote.

Iron Man 3, because I drink Mandarin fanboy tears to survive and that'll keep me going for centuries.

Ha haa, here is the matchup I've been saving this question for.

Each of you guys gets to get down with your British celebrity crush (Tom Hardy for Schloss, Henry Cavill for Sawyer). The whole nine yards; dinner, dancing, champagne, hot tub, candles, grapes, honeymoon suite at the Ritz Carlton, what have you.

Except that your man insists that a celebrity woman be there as an active participant in the whole thing, because, you know, to make it 0.00001% less gay. Which famous woman do you choose to be part of your sick sodomite orgy, and why?

Ellen Burstyn. In character, as her role in Requiem For a Dream.

 

[Great Cthulhu]

My vote goes for Sawyer. I want to see the world fall into a new dark age.

 

[Schlosser85]

I'm disappointed by your vote, but I can respect those motives.

 

[Reek]

Sawyer is deeply in love with me... however refused to join the cause against Jokesonm3. and he voted for himself.

Schlosser has something scandalous going on with dude stannis and I have reason to believe he is he wants me dead.

I don't know which of your scheming schemers I should vote for... I have given you the gift of Tom Hardy before... So i challenge you to return the favor with a woman that will tickle my fancy and i can use tic tacs on.

 

[Sawyer]

So i challenge you to return the favor with a woman that will tickle my fancy and i can use tic tacs on.

How about Shailene Woodley? She does all the things other girls do AND will talk your ear off about the Green Party.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Schloss has earned my vote.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Ellen Burstyn. In character, as her role in Requiem For a Dream.

Sweetheart, you ARE Ellen Burstyn from Requieum For A Dream.

 

[Guts]

Who is the top and who is the bottom in these scenarios.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Who is the top and who is the bottom in these scenarios.

The answer is ... yes.

 

[Reek]

Schlosser is failing me... so far Sawyer is getting the vote with a lackluster response

 

[Guts]

Maybe Ellen is the top and Henry is the power bottom.

 

[Pink Ranger]

And in any case....I suppose get a few drinks in me, and I wouldn't kick Naomie Harris out of bed, as long as she stayed on her side.

Ellen Burstyn. In character, as her role in Requiem For a Dream.

Both of you gave good answers, but I'm going to have to choose Sawyer. While I find the idea of Naomi Harris imposing her will upon Schlosser and Tom Hardy somewhat compelling, the idea of a method-acting Ellen Burstyn and Sawyer, with Superman in there somewhere, is so disturbingly Lovecraftian in its sheer wrongness that it must be acknowledged.

 

[Donner]

Trump wins the election. Russia, Iran, and Canada have declared war on the US. Melania files for divorce. Mexicans have started to revolt along with Muslims. The world is in chaos. Trump hires you to be his advisor. Whatever you say, he will do.

What do you say?

 

[Sawyer]

Trump wins the election. Russia, Iran, and Canada have declared war on the US. Melania files for divorce. Mexicans have started to revolt along with Muslims. The world is in chaos. Trump hires you to be his advisor. Whatever you say, he will do.

What do you say?

"Banging that 14 year old isn't going to help anybody, Donald."

 

[Lily Adler]

I'll vote for the one who admits that Zack Snyder is this generation's Stanley Kubrick and Batman v Superman was an underappreciated masterpiece that was victim to Marvel bias and Jesse Eisenberg's Lex Luthor is the greatest incarnation of all time.