Hype! Deathmatch 2016: Round 3, Match 1: dude stannis vs Fallen Angel vs Victarion

[Victarion]

Seeker

YAAAAAS

 

[Sawyer]

goddamn i love when you talk naughty

Please stop sexualizing my disdain.

 

[dude stannis]

This is going to be a tough one for me. What I'm going to need each of you to do is explain (in graphic detail) exactly why BvS and SS sucked so hard. Best answer as chosen by me shall win my vote.

I have one regret. I regret ever coming to this place with the assumption that a reconciliation could be found. That reason, could be a bridge between fandoms. Everyone is a monster to someone. Since you are so convinced that I am yours, I will be it.

I'm going to use a different question to earn your vote. One day you find yourself with a really intense hunger and you walk by a homeless teenager who will do anything for money. To satiate your hunger you pay this teen some money and you take him home. What part of this teen will you use in your meal and how will you cook it?

Easy, leg or loin. Which I would cut into cutlets. Then I would prepare it one of two ways, Medditeranean or Asian. So that's either dusting it in paprika, black pepper and a generous heaping of oregano or honey soy and lemon pepper. I would then sear it for five minutes each side on a hot plate or BBQ and then wrap them in foil and throw them in the oven for 20 minutes.

 

[Reek]

#BBQShoesOn

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I choose to not win this one.

I raised my white underpants long ago.

It will be funny if one of you guys won this match.

 

[Reek]

*yawn*

 

[flickchick85]

Hmmm, my instinct is to vote for dude, but I don't think he'd like that. And these other two already gave up. Not the most inspiring match.

 

[Victarion]

I sold my favorite CBM for a vote. I'm 100% establishment.

 

[Guts]

Easy, leg or loin. Which I would cut into cutlets. Then I would prepare it one of two ways, Medditeranean or Asian. So that's either dusting it in paprika, black pepper and a generous heaping of oregano or honey soy and lemon pepper. I would then sear it for five minutes each side on a hot plate or BBQ and then wrap them in foil and throw them in the oven for 20 minutes.

I will put these two recipes to good use. Now how old is SuperSanchez?

 

[dude stannis]

I don't think roadkill is good for cooking.

 

[Guts]

A teen falls to his death by jumping from the top of a building. I'm sure it would probably just ruin the meat in the legs but everything else is fine.

 

[Kane52630]

Congrats dude stannis, you're moving on to the Semi-Finals!

 

[Victarion]

Good job stannis.