Deathmatch Hype Deathmatch. R2 Match 5 NOFX vs jaguarr

[DOG LIPS]

Just wash your hands real good with antibiotic soap and rinse with some hydrogen peroxide and avoid touching your mouth, nose or eyes for at least two days.

jag

...Uh-oh...

 

[jaguarr]

...Uh-oh...

You gonna die!

jag

 

[DOG LIPS]

You gonna die!

jag

Don't catch feelins!
















...I did.

 

[jaguarr]

Don't catch feelins!







...I did.

*gives DOG LIPS the "thumbs up" sign from inside his Hazmat suit*

jag

 

[Holly Goodhead]

This is going to be a close one.

 

[BEER]

Pitty vote for jag.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Alright NOFX, if you were planning some super comeback, now is that time!

 

[jaguarr]

Alright NOFX, if you were planning some super comeback, now is that time!

I think he caught feelings. Poor guy.

jag

 

[DOG LIPS]

I think he caught feelings. Poor guy.

jag

He mad.

 

[jaguarr]

He mad.

He mad 'cuz he a stan an' he got sonned!

jag

 

[DOG LIPS]

He mad 'cuz he a stan an' he got sonned!

jag

Damn son, dat kidd needs ta man-up!

 

[Holly Goodhead]

All the people who voted for NOFX really voted for Portia de Rossi.

 

[jaguarr]

All the people who voted for NOFX really voted for Portia de Rossi.

Well I hope they thought long and hard about Ellen's man-hands being all over her when they did.

jag

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Everyone named Ellen should be electrocuted.

 

[jaguarr]

Everyone named Ellen should be electrocuted.

You and I do agree from time to time. This is one of those times.

jag

 

[Holly Goodhead]

My roommates older sister, was best friends with the asian girl Ellen from Road Rules, what a ****ing *****.

 

[Master Chief]

The tall big foot asian or the guy with badass tats... not too tough.

 

[jaguarr]

My roommates older sister, was best friends with the asian girl Ellen from Road Rules, what a ****ing *****.

I have no point of reference on that particular D-List pseudo-famous person from a crappy reality show.

The tall big foot asian or the guy with badass tats... not too tough.

Thanks, bro!

jag

 

[DOG LIPS]

Go NOFX!! You can do it!!!

 

[XwolverineX]

JAGUARR AND NOFX HAVE BOTH BEEN REALLY COOL SINCE I'VE BEEN HERE, SO I REFUSE TO PICK..

 

[Holly Goodhead]

JAGUARR AND NOFX HAVE BOTH BEEN REALLY COOL SINCE I'VE BEEN HERE, SO I REFUSE TO PICK..

Your vote doesnt count anyways.

 

[XwolverineX]

Your vote doesnt count anyways.

IF I VOTE, IT SURE AS bad place WILL. AND YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT..

 

[Holly Goodhead]

If you say so.

 

[Calvin]

IF I VOTE, IT SURE AS bad place WILL. AND YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT..

Considering that it's her contest, that's a pretty idiotic statement.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Holly, can we move on to the next matches early? It's ****ing Friday, and both matches are ash-whoopins.