Deathmatch Hype Deathmatch. R4 M1 Calvin vs twylight

[jaguarr]

Can I bribe the Haturz to back me against Wilhelm?


..Oh crap... don't tell Wilhelm I posted this.

Didn't you vote against me in my last match. Hmmm....perhaps the Haturz WILL take an interest in your match...

jag

 

[Lackey]

I voted for Twylight. She makes me happy.

...in the pants

 

[DOG LIPS]

Didn't you vote against me in my last match. Hmmm....perhaps the Haturz WILL take an interest in your match...

jag

...Oh... Oh, yeah? Well, I'll just call on the Manti- aawww awwwwww.

 

[twylight]

I'll wear the oil, Twy can wear the tight pants.

I'll look darn good in them to.


I get to wear combat boots right?

See, my issues are that twylight is really nice, and has some actual knowledge of myself and my life during my six years at theHype. I can respect that, but all she offered me was the jiggling of tit.

Yeah..that is gonna come back to haunt me..

Clavin, on the other hand, is kind of like the Foghorn Leghorn of the Hype... a loud-mouthed schnook. But he really stood his ground the other day when Lightning Strikez! tried to put a spin doctor maneuver concerning all the moronic mod abuse things that have been happening as of late, and I truly saw him in a better light after that... plus he's a fellow canucklehead like myself.

I think I know which way to go....

*kisses her win farewell*

She tried to steal my boyfriend and when he wouldn't comply, she put a shoe in is eye.

That's liable.

This is a close one. Calvin really impressed me with the way he articulated himself in the other Deathmatch; I think I gained a new perspective on him.

However I must give the edge to Twy...

If I'd know that was a test......*stupid Calvin and his articulation..*


...I called that one to...

Daisy voted for Cal.....

Drak voted for Cal...

Morg voted for Cal....

and LS voted for me.....*I hope*

 

[twylight]

Shouldn't it be Twaisy?
or
Daylight?

It's twydaisy

And don't forget it.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Didn't you vote against me in my last match. Hmmm....perhaps the Haturz WILL take an interest in your match...

jag

Yes Yes YES!

 

[Darthphere]

Jag, I will offer my first born if you unite the Haturz.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Yes Yes YES!

Hey! Wilhelm didn't vote FOR you though. I demand equal treatment!

 

[jaguarr]

Jag, I will offer my first born if you unite the Haturz.

They're already united, and if we wanted your first born we would just take them from you.

jag

 

[jaguarr]

Hey! Wilhelm didn't vote FOR you though. I demand equal treatment!

One vote! I lost by one vote to break the tie! YOUR vote!

jag

 

[Darthphere]

They're already united, and if we wanted your first born we would just take them from you.

jag

Thank you, I will be in your debt.

 

[DOG LIPS]

One vote! I lost by one vote to break the tie! YOUR vote!

jag

Wilhelm could have voted for you!

 

[twylight]

...Now...boys...let's settle this like men...









BRING OUT THE MUD AND SPEEDOS!

 

[Mister J]

This sucks.

Calvin started the Portman thread and that's been all kinds of fun,...but it's twy!

Calvin's got the snazzy campaign machine,...but twy has referenced her boobs several times in this thread.

Calvin's a vigilant defender of grammar,...but twy once said she’d send papers to my desk accompanied by a violinist. I’m sure it was a threat, but damn, it was sexy.

I need a beer.

 

[shinlyle]

Jag, I will offer my first born if you unite the Haturz.

The Haturz have always been united.

 

[Darthphere]

The Haturz have always been united.

Unite them to this cause.

 

[Darthphere]

This sucks.

Calvin started the Portman thread and that's been all kinds of fun,...but it's twy!

Calvin's got the snazzy campaign machine,...but twy has referenced her boobs several times in this thread.

Calvin's a vigilant defender of grammar,...but twy once said she’d send papers to my desk accompanied by a violinist. I’m sure it was a threat, but damn, it was sexy.

I need a beer.

You need to vote....Calvin. Who else will keep JAL in line?

 

[Ultimate_Superman]

Twy=sexy

 

[Darthphere]

Twy=sexy

Twy=tease.

 

[jaguarr]

Thank you, I will be in your debt.

I don't think the Haturz are endorsing your candidate, Darth.

twy, the Haturz luv you!

jag

 

[Darthphere]

I don't think the Haturz are endorsing your candidate, Darth.

twy, the Haturz luv you!

jag

You will pay for this.

 

[Kipobe]

Wow. Daisy's sig is pretty much the motto for the deathmatch series.

 

[jaguarr]

You will pay for this.

Don't catch feelings.

jag

 

[twylight]

This sucks.

Calvin started the Portman thread and that's been all kinds of fun,...but it's twy!

Calvin's got the snazzy campaign machine,...but twy has referenced her boobs several times in this thread.

Calvin's a vigilant defender of grammar,...but twy once said she’d send papers to my desk accompanied by a violinist. I’m sure it was a threat, but damn, it was sexy.

I need a beer.

I've also got the cute Spider-Man and Gwen avatar

Twy=tease.

It's what keeps things interesting...

 

[Darthphere]

I've also got the cute Spider-Man and Gwen avatar



It's what keeps things interesting...

Blue balls isnt interesting.