Deathmatch Hype Deathmatch. R4 M1 Calvin vs twylight

Bend over, grab your ankles, and pray. Multiple name votes DO NOT count.

  • twylight w/ John Holmes

  • Calvin w/ Ron Jeremy


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why does everything have to revolve around politics. Sheesh. I wanna see an old fashioned brawl. with oil and tight pants!
 
The Amazing Lee said:
why does everything have to revolve around politics. Sheesh. I wanna see an old fashioned brawl. with oil and tight pants!
I'll wear the oil, Twy can wear the tight pants.
 
See, my issues are that twylight is really nice, and has some actual knowledge of myself and my life during my six years at theHype. I can respect that, but all she offered me was the jiggling of tit.

Clavin, on the other hand, is kind of like the Foghorn Leghorn of the Hype... a loud-mouthed schnook. :) But he really stood his ground the other day when Lightning Strikez! tried to put a spin doctor maneuver concerning all the moronic mod abuse things that have been happening as of late, and I truly saw him in a better light after that... plus he's a fellow canucklehead like myself.

I think I know which way to go.... :(

:)
 
The Amazing Lee said:
why does everything have to revolve around politics. Sheesh. I wanna see an old fashioned brawl. with oil and tight pants!

The hell with oil & tight pants...

I opt for Maple Syrup and Rice Krispies. :up:

:)
 
Themanofbat said:
See, my issues are that twylight is really nice, and has some actual knowledge of myself and my life during my six years at theHype. I can respect that, but all she offered me was the jiggling of tit.

Clavin, on the other hand, is kind of like the Foghorn Leghorn of the Hype... a loud-mouthed schnook. :) But he really stood his ground the other day when Lightning Strikez! tried to put a spin doctor maneuver concerning all the moronic mod abuse things that have been happening as of late, and I truly saw him in a better light after that... plus he's a fellow canucklehead like myself.

I think I know which way to go.... :(

:)
Loud-mouth schnook is one of the better things I've been called in recent memory. From now on when I'm filling out information forms, I'll check "other" and fill that in.
 
Themanofbat said:
man... this DeathMatch MUST really suck. :(

:)

You don't know by half. :(

Erzengel said:
So Twy is the Jennifer Jason Leigh to your Bridget Fonda?

Now you're getting it. :)

She tried to steal my boyfriend and when he wouldn't comply, she put a shoe in is eye. :(
 
Calvin said:
Loud-mouth schnook is one of the better things I've been called in recent memory. From now on when I'm filling out information forms, I'll check "other" and fill that in.

Since it's a Foghorn Leghorn comparison, it doesn't get any better than that... :up:

Take it as a compliment... as it was meant to be.

:)
 
Themanofbat said:
The hell with oil & tight pants...

I opt for Maple Syrup and Rice Krispies. :up:

:)

Nah, Musclesforsupes would just eat the contestants then we would have no winner. :(
 
Themanofbat said:
Since it's a Foghorn Leghorn comparison, it doesn't get any better than that... :up:

Take it as a compliment... as it was meant to be.

:)

I say I say boy!

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Daisy said:
You don't know by half. :(

How is it that we all yap early in the morning, all friggin' day, and well into the wee hours of the night?

Don't we get any sleep? Don't we have jobs... real lives?

:(
 
Themanofbat said:
How is it that we all yap early in the morning, all friggin' day, and well into the wee hours of the night?

Don't we get any sleep? Don't we have jobs... real lives?

:(

The hype is like the Matrix. you all get sucked and forget you ever had a real life :(
 
The Amazing Lee said:

"Heh heh... kids nowadays, don't even know how to tie down a pumpkin. Why when I was a boy... say, I never had to tie down no pumpkin...

:D :D :D
 
Themanofbat said:
How is it that we all yap early in the morning, all friggin' day, and well into the wee hours of the night?

Don't we get any sleep? Don't we have jobs... real lives?

:(

I don't know. I only yap when I'm at work... and that'll be cut down when I start my new job May 8.
 
Daisy said:
I don't know. I only yap when I'm at work... and that'll be cut down when I start my new job May 8.

Oh yeah? What happened to your current employer?

And are you jumping into the same line of work?

Tell me, tell me, tell me... :(

:)
 
Calvin said:
And you're a closet homophobe, so what?

I have nothing against "the gays" its you metros who can't pick a side that scare me :(
 
Well, I'm off to turn in my last two papers of this atrocious rectum of a last term, ever. If anyone's not sure who to vote for, you're probably partially thinking with your little cyclops. Don't give in to that, or they win. And by they, I mean Portugal. Vote Calvin. It's what your mother would want. And does want. Call me.
 
Daisy said:
I don't know. I only yap when I'm at work... and that'll be cut down when I start my new job May 8.

What's the new job?
 
Themanofbat said:
How's your band coming along?

Pretty good yeah. We've got a few gigs lined up. One in a local hall next week and in June at a football club hall...where it's mainly punk bands. (999 and the Vibrators have previously played there :D)

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:D
Enjoy!

can also listen to tracks on here:

www.myspace.com/thecontradictators
 
I never realized that Calvin had Ron Jeremy... that makes a big difference.

Back in 2003, I saw the Cramps play in Boston , and lucky for me, afterwards, I got to meet both Lux & Ivy. was wearing a "Ron Does it Deeper" T-Shirt, and Lux laughed at how such a fat ugly guy had such a fabulous life with all the screwing and what not, then he drew a pic of a monster on Ron's belly (of my t-Shirt) and signed it.

Pure gold to me... :up: :cool: :up:

:)
 
Themanofbat said:
Oh yeah? What happened to your current employer?

And are you jumping into the same line of work?

Tell me, tell me, tell me... :(

:)

Same employer, different job.

I'll be a technical trainer, which means I'll be away from my desk teaching a lot. There's a lot of other benefits as well (such as I'll no longer have to be the g0-between/mediator between people in the department who don't speak to each other), including better pay... about 10-15,000 more a year (we're still negotiating that). :up:
 
Themanofbat said:
How is it that we all yap early in the morning, all friggin' day, and well into the wee hours of the night?

Don't we get any sleep? Don't we have jobs... real lives?

:(
I'm currently on vacation until I retire in June....so I pretty much jump on and off of here when I feel like it.
 
The Amazing Lee said:
Pretty good yeah. We've got a few gigs lined up. One in a local hall next week and in June at a football club hall...where it's mainly punk bands. (999 and the Vibrators have previously played there :D)

Awesome....:up:

999's "The Biggest Prize in Sport" is a fantastic album, and the first Vibrators album is pure gold. they have a song called Stiff Little Fingers on that record and it's where the band SLF got their name from.

:)
 

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