Deathmatch Hype Deathmatch. R4 M1 Calvin vs twylight

Bend over, grab your ankles, and pray. Multiple name votes DO NOT count.

  • twylight w/ John Holmes

  • Calvin w/ Ron Jeremy


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jaguarr said:
I thought it was a reward where DL was concerned? :confused: I guarantee he won't make that mistake again, though! :mad:

jag
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jaguarr said:
I would love to see anyone try to put a postive spin on becoming an involuntary head-to-toe ******* victim as a result of voting for Calvin.

jag
I try not to judge the preferences of others, but if it's involuntary, that's just wrong. :down

I don't own a poncho.
 
"Kill a Kitten"
By Stephen Lynch

When the game of like makes you feel like quittin'
it helps a lot if you kill a kitten.

Mark my words 'cause from where I'm sittin'
you can't go wrong if you kill a kitten.

There's no crime that you'd be committin.'
I know the law -- you can kill a kitten.

And if you need yarn for that scarf you're knittin'
you'll get plenty when you kill a kitten.

Feed it turpentine or break its spine.
Crush it with your shoe as long as you kill a kitten.

If the one you love isn't quite as smitten,
she'll like you better if you kill a kitten.

And I'll quote the bible 'cause that's where it's written,
if ye loveth Jesus ye must kill a kitten.

Flush it down the can.
Hit it with your van.
Drown it in a lake.
Bake a kitty cake.
Throw it at a train.
Make it snort cocaine.
Stick some TNT up its cat booty.

Do what you must do as long as you
kill a kitten.

Killing kittens isn't easy
and if the thought makes you feel queasy
grab a pitchfork from the shed
and kill a puppy dog instead.

Kill a kitten.
Kill a kitten
a little furry kitten.

 
Mister J said:
I try not to judge the preferences of others, but if it's involuntary, that's just wrong. :down

I don't own a poncho.


Ugh...I'm killing Calvin and then DL's Satan kitty. :o
 
Mister J said:
I try not to judge the preferences of others, but if it's involuntary, that's just wrong. :down

I don't own a poncho.

I just think people deserve to hear the unspoken truths behind some of these promises, is all. Kind of falls under the "Be careful what you ask for, you might get it." category. Surprises ain't always fun. :down

jag
 
jaguarr said:
I just think people deserve to hear the unspoken truths behind some of these promises, is all. Kind of falls under the "Be careful what you ask for, you might get it." category. Surprises ain't always fun. :down

jag
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It's...that...damn...CAT!!!

Will nothing vanquish the face of evil? It's plotting against humanity as we speak...I mean, type.
 
twylight said:
:)



Why shouldn't I want to though?
I've never won any popularity contest on Hype/online before, at least nothing 'big' and if I do I want it to count. :)

I'm going to take my personal loss with grace. I've tried all the shticks other people use on the forums.

Naruto pictures, being confident, being ****ty and even being a 'know-it-all' Now I'm just going to be me. :)


I need to find a cute picture for Calvin when he wins...

What about a little girl kissing a guy on the cheek?

Or should it be a pin-up?



I have an over-active imagination.
So do I.


next time it should be hype prom king and queen so we don't have this battle of the sexes thing.
 
DOG LIPS said:

I'd rather catch feelings and be nice and dry than be all head-to-toe sticky from 51 other people's "liquid excitement" and run the risk of catching hepatitis, syphillis, crabs, the clap, AIDS, infection, pink eye and/or jaundice. :o

jag
 
jaguarr said:
I'd rather catch feelings and be nice and dry than be all head-to-toe sticky from 51 other people's "liquid excitement" and run the risk of catching hepatitis, syphillis, crabs, the clap, AIDS, infection, pink eye and/or jaundice. :o

jag

That's disgusting jag
 
twylight said:
I've tried all the shticks other people use on the forums.

Naruto pictures, being confident, being ****ty and even being a 'know-it-all' Now I'm just going to be me. :)

Did you ever stop to think that maybe it's not all shtick for other people... that it really is them... well, not the Naruto pictures... but being confident, '****ty' or a 'know-it-all' (or a combination of all of them) is really how they are? And that's why it works for them?
 
Daisy said:
Did you ever stop to think that maybe it's not all shtick for other people... that it really is them... well, not the Naruto pictures... but being confident, '****ty' or a 'know-it-all' (or a combination of all of them) is really how they are? And that's why it works for them?
I hate those people.
 
Ronny Shade said:
I hate those people.

Perhaps one day your self-esteem will improve and you'll learn to be one of 'those people'. :)

Then again, maybe not. :(
 
Ronny Shade said:
So do I.


next time it should be hype prom king and queen so we don't have this battle of the sexes thing.



We did and I lost....to a girl who never posts here anymore. :(

Daisy said:
Did you ever stop to think that maybe it's not all shtick for other people... that it really is them... well, not the Naruto pictures... but being confident, '****ty' or a 'know-it-all' (or a combination of all of them) is really how they are? And that's why it works for them?


Maybe not to them, but they're shticks for me to do them. :(
And what I do doesn't work here. :(


Also..I'm not you! :mad: :(
 
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