Hype! Deathmatch: Round 1, Match 11: Asteroid-Man vs SymbioticToxin

[Kane52630]

WELCOME TO THE HYPE! DEATHMATCH!
In round one, each match will last 2 days. The player with the most votes at the end of 2 days will move on to round 2! The matches for round one are as follows:

Match 1: Spider Aziz vs JJJ's Ulcer
Match 2: NewYorkSpider vs ComicChick
Match 3: The Original Bamfer vs Lord Valumart
Match 4: SpideyFan866 vs AnneFan
Match 5: JP vs enterthemadness
Match 6: DirtyHarry vs SuperFerret
Match 7: Parker Wayne vs DarkSentinel
Match 8: MrMaooz vs CosmicPinchy
Match 9: Knowsbleed vs Duke
Match 10: tacit-ronin vs E-Man
Match 11: Asteroid-Man vs SymbioticToxin
Match 12: JustABill vs Fallen Angel
Match 13: OriginalMiles vs LibidoLoca
Match 14: Aesop Rocks vs Shlee
Match 15: Cory vs TheDreamMaster
Match 16: Sawyer vs DarkSovereignty​

 

[Duke]

Toxin voted for me, I'll vote for him.

 

[OriginalMiles]

Symbiotic toxin!!

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I vote for Mr. T

 

[SymbioticToxin]

I'd like to say I'm surprised by the picture used...but I'm not.

 

[Erzengel]

A year without the internet.
A year without watching tv/movies.
A year without not being touched by a woman.

Choose 2.

 

[NewYorkSpider]

SymbioticToxin

 

[SymbioticToxin]

A year without the internet.
A year without watching tv/movies.
A year without not being touched by a woman.

Choose 2.

A year without the internet
A year without not being touched by a woman.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

I would like each of you to write a haiku about the Hype. Best one gets my vote

 

[SymbioticToxin]

Opinions vary
This place it quite maddening
All of you are nerds.
-A haiku by SymbioticToxin

 

[E-Man]

So basically it's this:

vs. this:

 

[SymbioticToxin]

That's absurd!
I'd never wear an orange tux.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

A year without the internet.
A year without watching tv/movies.
A year without not being touched by a woman.

Choose 2.

Is this a trick question? Because that's a double negative.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Which of you voted for me?

 

[Duke]

I'd venture to say neither.

 

[SymbioticToxin]

I'd venture to say neither.

 

[DarkSentinel]

I'd venture to say neither.

 

[KevanG]

I'm gonna guess a number between 1 and 10 and the first person who guesses it gets my vote.

 

[SuperFerret]

Asteroid-Man gets my vote, seeing as how SymbioticGinger posted an offensive haiku.

 

[E-Man]

I'm debating on who to vote for based on which of these two children don't disappoint me as much. On one hand you've got the Lesser Hyphen that just don't act right, and then on the other you got the kid that is not fair Ric Flair.

 

[SymbioticToxin]

Just gonna leave this here.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Stealing Parker's thing, Toxie? Bad form.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

I voted for you, but what the hell is wrong with Gal Gadot? If she were President, she'd be Baberaham Lincoln.

 

[SymbioticToxin]

I remember learning about Baberaham Lincoln in school. Great man. Had legs that went on for days, too.

 

[TheDreamMaster]

Which of you are going to vote for me? First reply gets my vote