Hype! Deathmatch: Round 2, Match 3: JJJ's Ulcer vs Aesop Rocks

[Kane52630]

JJJ's Ulcer's Titantron



Aesop Rocks's Titantron


WELCOME TO THE HYPE! DEATHMATCH!
In round one, each match will last 3 days. The player with the most votes at the end of 3 days will move on to round 3! The matches for round one are as follows:


ROUND ONE

Match 1: Spider Aziz vs JJJ's Ulcer
Match 2: NewYorkSpider vs ComicChick
Match 3: The Original Bamfer vs Lord Valumart
Match 4: SpideyFan866 vs AnneFan
Match 5: JP vs enterthemadness
Match 6: DirtyHarry vs SuperFerret
Match 7: Parker Wayne vs DarkSentinel
Match 8: MrMaooz vs CosmicPinchy
Match 9: Knowsbleed vs Duke
Match 10: tacit-ronin vs E-Man
Match 11: Asteroid-Man vs SymbioticToxin
Match 12: JustABill vs Fallen Angel
Match 13: OriginalMiles vs LibidoLoca
Match 14: Aesop Rocks vs Shlee
Match 15: Cory vs TheDreamMaster
Match 16: Sawyer vs DarkSovereignty


ROUND TWO
Match 1: E-Man vs SuperFerret
Match 2: CosmicPinchy vs AnneFan
Match 3: JJJ's Ulcer vs Aesop Rocks
Match 4: Cory vs JustABill
Match 5: The Original Bamfer vs OriginalMiles
Match 6: JP vs enterthemadness vs SymbioticToxin
Match 7: ComicChick vs Duke
Match 8: Sawyer vs Parker Wayne​

 

[OriginalMiles]

JJJ's Ulcer...

 

[Fallen Angel]

Triple J because Arkham Asylum needs Aesop.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Oooh, this is going to be a tough one.

 

[ComicChick]

i can't vote yet! should be interesting

 

[Piper Maru]

JJJ's Ulcer gets my vote.

 

[Black Narcissus]

I gotta go with my boy, J.

 

[DarkSentinel]

#VoteTripleJJJ

 

[JP]

Asap Rocky.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

 

[Piper Maru]

That's just shocking!

 

[Shlee]

Can we get a write-in vote??

 

[Sawyer]

On one hand, there's my Hype BFF, on the other hand, there's my aspiring Hype wife who may very well shame-spiral if I don't give him a vote....

What do I do?

 

[Shlee]

Bros before hoes?

 

[Fallen Angel]

But with the bros you don't get any action so to speak.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

On one hand, there's my Hype BFF, on the other hand, there's my aspiring Hype wife who may very well shame-spiral if I don't give him a vote....

What do I do?

The strange thing is I don't know which one I'm supposed to be. Whoever you vote for it's cool, Sawyer. I won't self-harm or anything.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

On the other hand, it's kind of hilarious how much SpideyFan866 hates my guts. He votes against me in my match with Aziz, I say "aw it's cool, dawg, I'll still throw you a vote in your match with AnneFan, since you're being absolutely destroyed" and what does the bugger do to show his thanks? He votes against me again….

 

[SpideyFan866]

On the other hand, it's kind of hilarious how much SpideyFan866 hates my guts. He votes against me in my match with Aziz, I say "aw it's cool, dawg, I'll still throw you a vote in your match with AnneFan, since you're being absolutely destroyed" and what does the bugger do to show his thanks? He votes against me again….

In retrospect, I should've voted for you.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Pfft. Dance on out of here, Spidey.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

On one hand, there's my Hype BFF, on the other hand, there's my aspiring Hype wife who may very well shame-spiral if I don't give him a vote....

What do I do?

Coin flip.

 

[Pink Ranger]

On one hand, there's my Hype BFF, on the other hand, there's my aspiring Hype wife who may very well shame-spiral if I don't give him a vote....

Dude, you're going to have to put names in, because based on your descriptions I still don't know which is which.

 

[SpideyFan866]

Pfft. Dance on out of here, Spidey.

In my defense, I assumed you were the contending Hype Wife that Sawyer spoke of, and I was offended. But in all likelihood, its Aesop.

Only Aesop could fall into a shame spiral due to rejection from Sawyer.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Why would you be offended? Anyway, I voted for JJJ. I just like him more.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

That's just shocking!

Why?

 

[Black Narcissus]

Is this the I hate Sawyer thread? Count me in.