Hype! Deathmatch: Round 2, Match 3: JJJ's Ulcer vs Aesop Rocks

[Piper Maru]

Why?

Why not?

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Yeah Aziz, why not?

 

[Piper Maru]

The last few Deathmatches haven't been very thrilling. JJJ, do everything in your power to make this entertaining. I believe in you!

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Why should you cast your vote for me? I will state my case.

As many of you may already know, I'm against bad stuff.

You may also be aware, that I'm for good stuff.

Vote for me if you hate this thread:

http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=487397

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Why not?

Yeah Aziz, why not?

Because...
Why why not?

 

[Piper Maru]

Because...
Why why not?

You can say that again!

 

[Spider-Aziz]

You can say that again!

Because...
Why why not?

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Stop repeating yourself, Aziz.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Stop repeating yourself, Aziz.

Piper made the request, I can't turn him down.

 

[Piper Maru]

Why should you cast your vote for me? I will state my case.

As many of you may already know, I'm against bad stuff.

You may also be aware, that I'm for good stuff.

Vote for me if you hate this thread:

http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=487397

You've made a great case!

 

[Guts]

Even though I already voted, I want to say this.

Spoiler

 

[SpideyFan866]

Why would you be offended? Anyway, I voted for JJJ. I just like him more.

Because I'm supposed to be the #1 Contender for the Sawyer's Hype Wife Championship.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Because I'm supposed to be the #1 Contender for the Sawyer's Hype Wife Championship.

Is Sawyer aware of this? This reminds me of that whole David Chapman-John Lennon thing.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Run sawyer ruuuuuuuuun

 

[SpideyFan866]

Is Sawyer aware of this? This reminds me of that whole David Chapman-John Lennon thing.

I'm sure Sawyer us aware. I mean look at my sig. I don't wear that for reason.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Oh my God….. Human Torch voted for me.

Now that was unexpected. But a vote's a vote. So thanks.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Dark forces are at work here. I don't feel safe anymore.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

This could mark the beginning of peace between Triple J and Human Torch.

The Mayans foresaw this. Their dates were just way off.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

And huge twinkies.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

There is no pinchy, only Zhul.

 

[Human Torch]

Oh my God….. Human Torch voted for me.

Now that was unexpected. But a vote's a vote. So thanks.

Well,I wanted to bury the hatchet.I'm not the kind to make a lifelong grudge outta things so,good luck.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Well,I wanted to bury the hatchet.I'm not the kind to make a lifelong grudge outta things so,good luck.

But I was about to release my 2Pac-esque diss rap….

No, but seriously... That's big (or Biggie) of you, and I appreciate it. Beef squashed.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

But I was about to release my 2Pac-esque diss rap….

No, but seriously... That's big (or Biggie) of you, and I appreciate it. Beef squashed.

Beef jerky.
I'm having it.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

No. No, Aziz. Bad Aziz! It's not a beef-jerky reference.