Hype! Deathmatch: Round 3, Match 2: AnneFan vs The Original Bamfer

[Duke]

I thought everyone on the Hype (aside from Valumart and Majik####) is a Christopher Nolan fan.

I'll keep you in touch with my therapist, he's very good.
His name is Hugo Strange.


His only issue is his obsession with bats.

Nah. I consult Doctor Somnambula whenever I need a good night's sleep.

 

[Naked Shia]

Hardly great. But, yeah, I saw an opportunity to irritate you so I took it!

The real campaigning begins later today. It will shatter your AnneFan-covered world!

It didn't irritate me. It disappointed me.

although I guess it's nice to know you care enough to want to irritate me.

 

[Schlosser85]

I always thought AnneFan was a girl with a slightly lesbiany but mostly "girl worshiping princess" type fixation with Anne Hathaway.

 

[Fallen Angel]

I say we kidnap AnneFan and make him/her/it talk.

 

[Schlosser85]

Surprise twist: AnneFan is Anne Hathaway.

 

[Naked Shia]

what if AF is actually Michael Caine? don't you think he has a slighty english accent whener your read his/her posts?

 

[JP]

Uh... Everyone knows AnneFan is an adorable pink blob like my extremely accurate illustration depicts.

 

[squeekness]

Are these deathmatches bad for the psyche of the loser (especially if they lose by a lot)? I mean, essentially it is a poll asking "Who do you like more?"

AnneFan can get a boost in confidence as a poster, but at the same time found out people thought he was a chick.

Bamfer is losing by nearly 30 votes so must feel less popular and therefore less liked

What a cruel game

It's why I don't want to be in one. I'd get squashed.

 

[Guts]

Uh... Everyone knows AnneFan is an adorable pink blob like my extremely accurate illustration depicts.

AnneFan is a pokemon?

 

[Schlosser85]

I've got it...AnneFan is JGL pretending to be Michael Caine.

Look at that "those Hype idiots will never know it's me!" little smirk.

 

[SuperFerret]

Damn.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

JGL loves Doctor Who, the rest of the Hype! will be his friends.

 

[Kane52630]

There has yet to be a post by AnneFan in this thread....conspiracy?

 

[Fallen Angel]

Hiding behind the bins at the Interstellar premiere.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

There has yet to be a post by AnneFan in this thread....conspiracy?

There was one, it got erased.
Thread Manager knows, he wants AnneFan in his basement.

 

[Duke]

There has yet to be a post by AnneFan in this thread....conspiracy?

Perhaps he/she is being held in C.Lee's basement.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Well'p, now I know if I go against AF, I have to be just as aggressive and obnoxious in campaigning straight out of the gate. Good to be prepared...

 

[Pfeiffer-Pfan]

Wow... looking like it could be a landslide victory.

 

[Duke]

I thought everyone on the Hype (aside from Valumart and Majik####) is a Christopher Nolan fan.

I'll keep you in touch with my therapist, he's very good.
His name is Hugo Strange.


His only issue is his obsession with bats.

You thought wrong, mister.

 

[Naked Shia]

Well'p, now I know if I go against AF, I have to be just as aggressive and obnoxious in campaigning straight out of the gate. Good to be prepared...

 

[Schlosser85]

If AnneFan wins, he/she/it/they has to do a YouTube video unmasking his/her/its/their true identity.

My suspects:

 

[Naked Shia]

I think it's better if AF remains a mystery. That way, he/she will be more than a man/woman. He/she will be a legend.

 

[Schlosser85]

"You're a celebrity"

No, no no, a celebrity is just a person lost in the scramble for their own gratification, they can be destroyed, or locked up...but if you make yourself more than just Anne Hathaway, if you devote yourself to an ideal....and if they can't stop you...then you become something else entirely....a legend, Miss Hathaway."

 

[Fallen Angel]

Is AnneFan immortal?

his/her/it's method's...oh forget it.

 

[Naked Shia]

this needs to be AF signature.