Deathmatch Hype Deathmatch Special Edition: Everyone vs. Erzengel

[Erzengel]

Well I was in your Finals.

*vain*

 

[Mee]

Say it ain't so Mee.

It ain't so.

 

[Badger]

Say it ain't so Mee.

It ain't so.

Lies, all lies.

Spoiler

And, by lies I mean Mee didn't.

 

[Erzengel]

But when you say he didn't, you mean he did.

Oh how could you Mee.

 

[DX]

Why aren't I included?

 

[Mee]

Oh how could you Mee.

I...don't know.

Why aren't I included?

The list of "others" is made up of all the posters Erz used in his deathmatches. So, ask him.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

kypade, especially.

 

[Mee]

More votes for Erz? Come on people!

 

[kainedamo]

I could defeat Erz. Erz is nothing to me but a homeless guy on the street for me to piss on. He's asian. He is tiny and weak. I can do like, 15 pressups without pause. I'm drunk, and walked home from town without any trouble. I can do anything.

 

[CConn]

kypade,

kypade.

 

[BRUTAL]

mine were the only good ones. Erz is delusional

Don't quote my posts anymore, you're ugly and I hate you.

 

[kainedamo]

Hey John, did you have a pic of yourself crying? Was that you? Who was that? It was so unbelievably gay, whoever it was.

 

[BRUTAL]

Yeah you don't talk to me anymore for the same reason.

 

[CConn]

Can I still talk to kainedamo?

 

[BRUTAL]

I'd rather you didn't.

 

[CConn]

I didn't want to talk to him anyway.

 

[BRUTAL]

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I could defeat Erz. Erz is nothing to me but a homeless guy on the street for me to piss on. He's asian. He is tiny and weak. I can do like, 15 pressups without pause. I'm drunk, and walked home from town without any trouble. I can do anything.

Spider-Man!
Spider-Man!
Spider-Man!
Spider-Man!
Spider-Man!
Spider-Man!
Spider-Man!​

 

[Mee]

What the heck are "pressups"? Speak American, man.

 

[kainedamo]

Noooooooooooo! Don't call me Spider-Man!

 

[Erzengel]

Get your parents to talk to Wilhelm's parents about his name calling.

I'd hate to see you get your hands dirty.

 

[Erzengel]

Why aren't I included?

When these first were out, you just joined.

 

[DX]

When these first were out, you just joined.

Dammit....

 

[Alex The Great]

OH NOEZ!!! A TIE!!!

 

[DBella]

You bump this thread only to make that announcement?

Matt is indecisive. Multiple votes, ftl. :