Deathmatch Hype Deathmatches 3: Round 1 Match 3 - Kaleb vs. Lord Valumart vs. JLBats vs. Hades

[Erzengel]

Welcome to Hype Deathmatch 3! I am carrying on the legacy left by Toven. I also like to wish her luck on her way to Miami with her newly shaven head.

To you newcomers, what are the Deathmatches? Well, they are a list of all the popular posters, mostly from the Hype Community Thread. Most of the players are picked from the first 5 pages of the Members List, well known posters/posters with high post counts/mods/trolls etc. Don't be discouraged, there's always Hype Deathmatch 4.To sum up, this is a popularity contest.

Each match will get its own thread and last 2 days. Whichever poster has the highest votes gets to move on to the next Round.

Multiple votes by the same user on different names is not allowed.

Game Outline:
Round 1: 60 players/ 24 matches => 24 winners move onto Round 2.
Round 2: 24 players/ 12 matches => 12 winners move onto Round 3.
Round 3: 12 players/ 6 matches => 6 winners move onto Round 4.
Round 4: 6 players/ 3 matches => 3 winners move onto Final 3-Way Match.
Final 3-Way Match: 3 players/ 1 match => 1 winner
Sounds confusing but it isn't, if I can figure it out..anyone can.
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*Reminder: Each match will get it's own thread, so be patient.
There will only be 2 matches going on at once.

1. Lightning Strykez vs. Hunter Rider vs. Immortalfire
2. Red Marvel vs. Kyalesyin
3. Kaleb vs. Lord Valumart vs. JLBats vs. Hades

4. Sofa vs. AndthePickles
5. Mee vs. Darthphere vs. Ronny Shade
6. Won ’08 vs. X-Chick
7. Farmerfran vs. Comicboy vs. StorminNorman
8. Zer00 vs. DBella
9. jaguarr vs. The Amazing Lee
10. Wilhelm vs. TheManofBat
11. Cconn vs. Kritish
12. Matt vs. CellDog (Memphis Slim)
13. Ghostrider87 vs. Taiwarriorz21 vs. Kainedamo
14. Blind Fury vs. GoldenAgeHero
15. Tangled Web vs. J Alba’s Lover
16. Heypapajynx vs. Tzarinna vs. SapphirePrima
17. Shadowboxing vs. Mr. Sparkle vs. Superman79
18. Duende Verde vs. Darren Daring
19. Brutal vs. Flexo vs. Abaddon
20. Cmill216 vs. Colossal Spoons vs. Terry78
21. Canadian Rider vs. Calvin
22. Kipobe vs. Venom Drool
23. Mr. Credible vs. Master Chief
24. Elijya vs. Dog Lips vs. Morg vs. C. Lee vs. Danger Mouse

*Thanks to Brutal for doing the graphics for these Deathmatches.*

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

i don't see any graphics..

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I only see Kaleb and LV posting around here frequently. Hades sometimes.

I'm gonna need some persuading

 

[Canadian Rider]

LV's avvy is annoying somehow ... too much jumping.

That said, who are the others? Vote not cast yet people ...

 

[Erzengel]

i don't see any graphics..

Awaiting on the graphics from Brutal.

 

[Kaleb]

Awaiting on the graphics from Brutal.

sweet

 

[Kevin]

I voted for hades as The Emo because he makes me Lol when I'm sad. I swear, he says the oddish things, but he's pretty kool for that.

EDIT: Oddest, not Oddish. *sigh*
EDIT 2: Omg! Oddish is a pokemon... what the hell was I thinking?

 

[yenaled]

LV's avvie makes me laugh.

 

[jaguarr]

It was a three-way between Kaleb, JLBats and Hades (yeah, that thought made me wretch, too). LV wasn't even a factor. I flipped a coin. JLBats won. So go the spoils to the victor.

jag

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

i don't see any graphics..

Keep it real by popping in immediately with critiques and questions like, "Where's the poll?"

Hades is the Paul McCartney but JLB is the John Lennon.
Kaleb is the George Harrison and LV is a "convincing if you're on 2 buttons of peyote" Ringo Starr look-alike starring in "Beatlemania!", the west's premiere Beatles tribute band, for THREE big nights at the Emerald Queen caSINO!

 

[Erzengel]

I expect the black ladies of the Hype to vote for Kaleb.

Fullfill his chocolate fantasies.

 

[Fran]

I like to bold certain words that don't make any sense, really.

But I'll vote JLBats.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

"Well, I guess...yeah, I have this one fantasy. I can't believe I'm telling you this, but....I'm in this like competetion thing, like a contest?...and there are all these Black women...and they all......vote for me."

 

[Fran]

That's hawt!

 

[Kaleb]

First of all I just want to say that its an honour to be allowed to participate in such a presitigous event, and and more of an honour to be up agaisnt such stiff compititon, I have admired all of them for their work they have done on the hype in the past.

 

[Cmill216]

I honestly have no idea who to vote for here. Someone convince me they're worthy of my 1 vote.

 

[Erzengel]

First of all I just want to say that its an honour to be allowed to participate in such a presitigous event, and and more of an honour to be up agaisnt such stiff compititon, I have admired all of them for their work they have done on the hype in the past.

Ugh....I hate this *shake hands* before a match crap.

As much as I respected Tuki, jag, SB, DL or Twy, they were the enemies. And enemies deserve no mercy. Bastards. I mean...worthy adversaries. :heart:

 

[Kaleb]

no honestly I never even expected to be in this event, so I really dont mind, this is the first time i have even been in one of these type of events on the hype, so I must say i am greatfull to be included .

 

[Duende Verde]

Awaiting on the graphics from Brutal.

Meanwhile you can use this one.t:

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

no honestly I never even expected to be in this event, so I really dont mind, this is the first time i have even been in one of these type of events on the hype, so I must say i am greatfull to be included .

This could open up a lot of doors for you.

 

[Kyalesyin]

LV- any guy willing to stab me twice gets my vote.

 

[Erzengel]

This could open up a lot of doors for you.

Elite Poster.

Veteran.

Moderator.

Administrator.

Owner.

The world is Kaleb's oyster now.

Seize it!!!

 

[Kyalesyin]

Oysters are vile

 

[BRUTAL]

Emos are vile...

 

[Kyalesyin]

Emo kids want to be oysters, because the oyster is more tragic than they are