Deathmatch Hype Deathmatches 3: Round 1 Match 5 - Mee vs. Darthphere vs. Ronny Shade

[Erzengel]

Welcome to Hype Deathmatch 3! I am carrying on the legacy left by Toven. I also like to wish her luck on her way to Miami with her newly shaven head.

To you newcomers, what are the Deathmatches? Well, they are a list of all the popular posters, mostly from the Hype Community Thread. Most of the players are picked from the first 5 pages of the Members List, well known posters/posters with high post counts/mods/trolls etc. Don't be discouraged, there's always Hype Deathmatch 4.To sum up, this is a popularity contest.

Each match will get its own thread and last 2 days. Whichever poster has the highest votes gets to move on to the next Round.

Multiple votes by the same user on different names is not allowed.

Game Outline:
Round 1: 60 players/ 24 matches => 24 winners move onto Round 2.
Round 2: 24 players/ 12 matches => 12 winners move onto Round 3.
Round 3: 12 players/ 6 matches => 6 winners move onto Round 4.
Round 4: 6 players/ 3 matches => 3 winners move onto Final 3-Way Match.
Final 3-Way Match: 3 players/ 1 match => 1 winner
Sounds confusing but it isn't, if I can figure it out..anyone can.
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*Reminder: Each match will get it's own thread, so be patient.
There will only be 2 matches going on at once.

1. Lightning Strykez vs. Hunter Rider vs. Immortalfire
2. Red Marvel vs. Kyalesyin
3. Kaleb vs. Lord Valumart vs. JLBats vs. Hades
4. Sofa vs. AndthePickles
5. Mee vs. Darthphere vs. Ronny Shade

6. Won ’08 vs. X-Chick
7. Farmerfran vs. Comicboy vs. StorminNorman
8. Zer00 vs. DBella
9. jaguarr vs. The Amazing Lee
10. Wilhelm vs. TheManofBat
11. Cconn vs. Kritish
12. Matt vs. CellDog (Memphis Slim)
13. Ghostrider87 vs. Taiwarriorz21 vs. Kainedamo
14. Blind Fury vs. GoldenAgeHero
15. Tangled Web vs. J Alba’s Lover
16. Heypapajynx vs. Tzarinna vs. SapphirePrima
17. Shadowboxing vs. Mr. Sparkle vs. Superman79
18. Duende Verde vs. Darren Daring
19. Brutal vs. Flexo vs. Abaddon
20. Cmill216 vs. Colossal Spoons vs. Terry78
21. Canadian Rider vs. Calvin
22. Kipobe vs. Venom Drool
23. Mr. Credible vs. Master Chief
24. Elijya vs. Dog Lips vs. Morg vs. C. Lee vs. Danger Mouse

*Thanks to Brutal for doing the graphics for these Deathmatches.*

 

[Kyalesyin]

This is a toughie. I'm stuck between Mee and Darthphere...

 

[Erzengel]

I think I'm going to have to go to the swimsuit competition for this one.

 

[Halcohol]

I think I'm going to have to go to the swimsuit competition for this one.

Well, we all know there's no chance of any talents being showcased.

 

[yenaled]

Vote for ASSHAT.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Not really well-acquainted with Mee or Ronny, but Darth is a different story. After discovering we both harbor the same unmitigated disgust for Reggie Hudlin, we slit our wrists and became blood brothers. lol

 

[Halcohol]

So really, you're both bloodless and dead inside? I'll keep that in mind next time you're in a Deathmatch.

Mee makes me laugh more and boo less than the other two.

 

[Kevin]

I don't know what to choose. It's either Darth or Mee. Ok, I know who, but it was a tuffy.

Hal, is that subzero? You have a thing for ice characters, huh? Just kidding. Awesome avvy.

 

[Halcohol]

I don't know what to choose. It's either Darth or Mee. Ok, I know who, but it was a tuffy.

Hal, is that subzero? You have a thing for ice characters, huh? Just kidding. Awesome avvy.

It is, I do, and thank you. It's who I am

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Nazi Commandant: "Now, little boy...the good news is that I will allow one of your parents to live. Sadly I must shoot one of the them. I'll allow you to decide which gets to live."

 

[Erzengel]

I find it easier to say, what has each one of them done for me lately.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

So really, you're both bloodless and dead inside?

I was bloodless and dead inside before I met Darthphere.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

It may seem that Ronny hasn't done s*** lately, but I still see his smile in every sunset...I hear his giggle in the mating of pigeons in the alley...he's there every time I rip open the little container of Parmesan cheese that comes with my pizzas...

 

[DBella]

I missed Match 2, 3 & 4. But CONGRATS to LS (you have my respect for not voting for yourself), Kaz, JLBats (where are you?) and ATP (if I was here at the time of your match, you'd have my vote).

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I missed Match 2, 3 & 4. But CONGRATS to LS (you have my respect for not voting for yourself), Kaz, JLBats (where are you?) and ATP (if I was here at the time of your match, you'd have my vote).

Good news!
This year Dingo votes count double!

 

[TEDDY]

Where's TEDDY?

 

[DBella]

Good news!
This year Dingo votes count double!

Dingo wants me to win for a reason. Dingo has ulterior motives. Dingo wants to feast on the winner. Wait... how does Dingo vote when it has no computer in the outback? Or does it?

 

[Cmill216]

Pretty interesting matchup. I voted 'Phere, but Mee gets some weightless props from me.

 

[Mee]

If weightless props were crackers, then the run-down old orphanage I run by myself would have food.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Where's TEDDY?

Disqualified due to lack of interest...left to moulder on the trash heap of history

 

[Cmill216]

...the run-down old orphanage I run by myself...

Five bucks says you use that line to get laid.

 

[Darthphere]

Oh noes!!!111!!

 

[Mee]

Oh noes!!!111!!

Our team is torn.

 

[jaguarr]

Man...this one's difficult. I'll save my vote for whoever provides the best bribe.

jag

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Man...this one's difficult. I'll save my vote for whoever provides the best bribe.

jag

Too bad for Mee you're not gay, 'cause he draws a mean Batman/Daredevil crotch.