Deathmatch Hype Deathmatches 3: Round 2 Match 8: Wilhelm-Scream vs. Matt

[Immortalfire]

Matt is a badly joker wit bad grammer, who supports the evel Raimi MANSPIDER empire of lyes and nonsenses.


But I gotta vote for him because I'm like, the only person here that doesn't constantly kiss Wilhelm's ass

 

[Matt]

I'd like to thank each and every Matt supporter and formally announce for the first time we have taken the lead! Hazaa! Keep them coming and thanks for all your support

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Guys, I'd just like to point out Morg closed my two threads campaigning for votes. At this point you aren't only voting for me, you are voting against Morg. Therefore all those who feel oppressed by him vote for me!

Moving from "mildly laughable" into "sad" realm.
You made THREADS?

Seriously though, I can't believe "Forever is over", "Grinder", "Jasmine", "k18", "Showtime029", "venom628", "Web Slinging" and especially "TheComicbook Kid" didn't vote for me!

It's...cuts...cuts like an EXACTO KNIFE!

God, I hope venoms #629 - #676 open my frantic PM's in TIME!

 

[Matt]

Matt is a badly joker wit bad grammer, who supports the evel Raimi MANSPIDER empire of lyes and nonsenses.


But I gotta vote for him because I'm like, the only person here that doesn't constantly kiss Wilhelm's ass

That is because you are too busy being obsessed with Michelle Pfeiffer!

 

[Matt]

Moving from "mildly laughable" into "sad" realm.
You made THREADS?

Seriously though, I can't believe "Forever is over", "Grinder", "Jasmine", "k18", "Showtime029", "venom628", "Web Slinging" and especially "TheComicbook Kid" didn't vote for me!

It's...cuts...cuts like an EXACTO KNIFE!

God, I hope venoms #629 - #676 open my frantic PM's in TIME!

Its just a game Wil, whats the point of joining if you don't play? Making threads took all of two seconds of my life and added to the fun. No need to get worked up

 

[Erzengel]

Allegedly.

 

[Fran]

Matt, much love, dude. But I'm impartial towards Wilhelm.

 

[Matt]

Allegedly.

No ****? Wow. That is worse than turning Doom into Colossus. Hell, an evil cloud villian is worse than practically any idea in modern cinema.

 

[Matt]

Matt, much love, dude. But I'm impartial towards Wilhelm.

That hurts Fran. I popped your Survivor cherry

 

[Matt]

Fuzz hath foresaken me

 

[Fran]

That hurts Fran. I popped your Survivor cherry

I would've voted for you, but you let T*DDY f*** up Survivor!

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

No ****? Wow. That is worse than turning Doom into Colossus. Hell, an evil cloud villian is worse than practically any idea in modern cinema.

It's all speculation based on the ambiguous description from novelization--which--as history has consistently bore out--could mean nothing when the film actually comes out. FOX is supposed to still be "working" on it. Keep hope alive!

 

[Fran]

ALL FEAR THE MIGHTY PLANET DEVOURER THEY CALL GALACTUS!!!!!!11!!

 

[Matt]

It's all speculation based on the ambiguous description from novelization--which--as history has consistently bore out--could mean nothing when the film actually comes out. FOX is supposed to still be "working" on it. Keep hope alive!

I think the first movie was enough to kill all hope

 

[The Apatow Crew]

i voted Matt. cause he speaks the truth.

 

[Darthphere]

ALL FEAR THE MIGHTY PLANET DEVOURER THEY CALL GALACTUS!!!!!!11!!

That wasn't funny the first time and guess what, its not funny now.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

I think the first movie was enough to kill all hope

The first movie didn't have Lawrence Fishburne in it.

Keep hope alive dammit!!

 

[Matt]

i voted Matt. cause he speaks the truth.

That alone should give me the win

 

[Fran]

That wasn't funny the first time and guess what, its not funny now.

I don't go over to the FF forums. First time I've said it.

Wow.

 

[Matt]

The first movie didn't have Lawrence Fishburne in it.

Keep hope alive dammit!!

But the Matrix Revolutions had Fishburne in it.....just sayin'.

 

[Matt]

That wasn't funny the first time and guess what, its not funny now.

You voted for me. I knew you love me *snuggle*

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I think the first movie was enough to kill all hope

Yep. Hope was holding onto the edge of the cliff and then:

...ground it's bright green penny loafers into it's fingers and laughed like a metrosexual...drowning out the rumbling of Jack Kirby's corpse as it spun like a dynamo underground.

 

[hippie_hunter]

I voted for Kodos

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I don't go over to the FF forums. First time I've said it.

Wow.

You just watch yourself. Darthphere's a wanted man. He has the death sentence on 12 systems.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Yep. Hope was holding onto the edge of the cliff and then:

...ground it's bright green penny loafers into it's fingers and laughed like a metrosexual...drowning out the rumbling of Jack Kirby's corpse as it spun like a dynamo underground.

You're getting in the way...of what I'm feeling.