Hype posters...Do you consider yourself Good looking?

[Kevin]

You're right. My Dad is always getting at me and telling me to hold my head up and have better posture.

Thank you.

...I don't know if that was a joke or not. I hope I didn't upset you.

 

[Tangled Web]

...I don't know if that was a joke or not. I hope I didn't upset you.

Not at all. You're right, it probably would help if I kept my shoulders level.

 

[Master Chief]

If you're not confident and not good looking you've got nothing man.

 

[Kevin]

Not at all. You're right, it probably would help if I kept my shoulders level.

It would help. You gotta take more chances and start acting like you can fly if you wanted to.

 

[Kevin]

If you're not confident and not good looking you've got nothing man.

And you frown too much.

 

[CConn]

If you're not confident and not good looking you've got nothing man.

He could be funny.

But he's not that either.

Oh! Oh! He has the queer thing going for him. Chicks love queers.

 

[Kevin]

He could be funny.

But he's not that either.

Oh! Oh! He has the queer thing going for him. Chicks love queers.

Not ugly queers.

 

[CConn]

I was just trying to say something nice for once.

 

[Master Chief]

And you frown too much.

It's part of the image I've created.

He could be funny.

But he's not that either.

Oh! Oh! He has the queer thing going for him. Chicks love queers.

...Oh man, they do? ...My lack of interest in my friends... they must... aw crap, I'm their gay guy of the group and I'm not even gay.

 

[Kevin]

I was just trying to say something nice for once.

Ooo... TW, chicks like queers.

 

[Kevin]

It's part of the image I've created.

And you wonder why you look older?

 

[CConn]

And you wonder why you look older?

aids?

 

[Kevin]

aids?

.

 

[Tangled Web]

It would help. You gotta take more chances and start acting like you can fly if you wanted to.

How do I do that?

 

[Master Chief]

And you wonder why you look older?

I think my rapid aging was initiated psychologically. Because it's what I wanted. Too bad it can't work in reverse.

 

[CConn]

How do I do that?

Y'know, I've often wondered the same thing?

Unfortunately, I'm too cool to ask.

:|

 

[Kevin]

How do I do that?

You could start a thread asking the ladies what they look for in a guy, or the males how to act more confident. People tend not to listen to me, so I try not to give advice anymore.

 

[Kevin]

I think my rapid aging was initiated psychologically. Because it's what I wanted. Too bad it can't work in reverse.

*sigh* there are ways to make yourself seem younger.

 

[CConn]

*sigh* there are ways to make yourself seem younger.

Like wearing a little leaguer's uniform all the time.

 

[Kevin]

Like wearing a little leaguer's uniform all the time.

No, that would make him look like a child predator.

 

[Master Chief]

Shweet. That'd make other child predators be like, "Hay, wanna trade? I got a 6 year old but I'm more into 14 year olds."

And then I can like, shoot his knees and chop off his fingers and slit his throat.

Hoowah.

 

[Kevin]

 

[Tangled Web]

I broke it off with a 14 year old girl via bulletin.

 

[Kevin]

...LOL!!!! O no.

 

[Master Chief]

Well. She'll either get knocked up or enjoy her teen years and settle for the typical nice guy later on in life who she would've shafted while going down on shafts in high school. It's all good boooyyeee. Anyway, for serious, try body building. Ginormous self esteem booster. If your face ain't pretty your body can at least be.