Hype Survivor Hype Survivor XXVI: The New Challengers! Day 17 - Matt's Revenge!

[ComicChick]

You guys aren't in a group chat? That's interesting...

this challenge could've probably worked by posting in this thread were it not for lags here and there and that big old lag that lasts about 30 minutes around 230am

 

[The Squirrel]

Is anybody out yet? How long is this suppose to last if no one drops out?

 

[ComicChick]

who's paranoid?

 

[The Squirrel]

Don't name names! The space people might find them! :gray:

 

[Spider-Fan]

Hopefully we get an update from Matt.

 

[TEDDY]

Here's your update: TEDDY WINS!!!

 

[Star]

God if this were me playing I would just swear at Matt every single time

 

[Spider-Fan]

It's not so bad...gives us with no life something to do

 

[Star]

Or I'd tell him a really interesting and rather strangely ...perverted and/or disturbing pornographic fan fiction about Spider-Man and Spider-Fan having a threesome with Nightcrawler....while Xavier films

Sweeeeeeeeeeet Jesusssssss an instant classic

 

[Spider-Fan]

Or I'd tell him a really interesting and rather strangely ...perverted and/or disturbing pornographic fan fiction about Spider-Man and Spider-Fan having a threesome with Nightcrawler....while Xavier films

Sweeeeeeeeeeet Jesusssssss an instant classic

If I am to be gay, I might as well be taking it from 2 superheroes that can certainly make it an interesting experience

 

[Star]

Once upon a time... Spider-Fan was walking around New York, hoping to meet his secret love for the past ten years AKA Spider-Man....

He decided the best and only way to meet this spandex clad stud was to endanger himself. The only way Spider-Fan could think of (because he was high out of his mind due to eating too many 'special brownies' at some weird cafe he accidently wandered into) was to jump off the nearest building. After an extremely long elevator ride which was kind of awkward because there was a fat guy in it with him the ENTIRE ride eating a giant plate of nachos, he got to the top of the building.

"I am jumping to my death!" Spider-Fan screamed, wishing he had stolen the nachos because he was quite hungry.

"Who cares!" Daredevil, aka the worst super hero in the Marvel Universe, called out from the opposite roof of the blind society across the street. "I'm planning on that too!" Daredevil said with a sob

Hoping that Daredevil would hold in his sadness and not take away his glory, Spider-Fan prayed that his true love, aka Spider-Man, would save him. With that thought (although still fantasizing about the nachos), SF jumped

 

[Spider-Fan]

Once upon a time... Spider-Fan was walking around New York, hoping to meet his secret love for the past ten years AKA Spider-Man....

He decided the best and only way to meet this spandex clad stud was to endanger himself. The only way Spider-Fan could think of (because he was high out of his mind due to eating too many 'special brownies' at some weird cafe he accidently wandered into) was to jump off the nearest building. After an extremely long elevator ride which was kind of awkward because there was a fat guy in it with him the ENTIRE ride eating a giant plate of nachos, he got to the top of the building.

"I am jumping to my death!" Spider-Fan screamed, wishing he had stolen the nachos because he was quite hungry.

"Who cares!" Daredevil, aka the worst super hero in the Marvel Universe, called out from the opposite roof of the blind society across the street. "I'm planning on that too!" Daredevil said with a sob

Hoping that Daredevil would hold in his sadness and not take away his glory, Spider-Fan prayed that his true love, aka Spider-Man, would save him. With that thought (although still fantasizing about the nachos), SF jumped

Bestest Fan Fic evah!!!

If this works, I'm so doing this

 

[ComicChick]

Star write the sequel to my Bella's Busty Birthday Bash

 

[Star]

Lol I'll do a Busty/SF Goes Crazy crossover

Totally not joking, this is what my post drunk Friday has come to

 

[Star]

seriously

 

[Spider-Fan]

Lol I'll do a Busty/SF Goes Crazy crossover

Totally not joking, this is what my post drunk Friday has come to

Can I get my wallet back in the crossover

 

[Star]

i'll consider it

 

[Star]

As he free fell through the air, Spider-Fan began to worry. "I don't think he's coming?" SF said in disbelief and mostly confusion. "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GET OFF YOUR BLIND ASS AND SAVE ME!" He decided it was time to take drastic action and enlist the help of ol' Blindy, aka Daredevil.

Daredevil sighed and decided to post-pone his suicide in order to save him, since apparently Spider-Man was too busy saving old ladies...or something. Jumping blindly off the building, Daredevil managed to somehow avoid their deaths, but SF suffered a severely broken collarbone in the process. "Get me to a hospital!" SF gasped in pain. Daredevil was already the shame of the superhero community, so he knew that taking Spider-Fan in would just cause him to be stoned on the spot.

"Er...." Daredevil hailed a cab and pushed SF into it. "Good luck!" He ran off blindly in hopes that no one would be the wiser.

At the hospital, SF laid in a bed moaning in pure pain. "Whyyyy?" He moaned, still a little high off the brownies.

Dr. Watson came in. "So, sir, you appear to be a John Doe. No identification on you whatsoever."

"You know me!" Spider-Fan insisted. He paused. "And I don't think you're a real doctor!"

"Oh REALLY?" Dr. Watson squinted down at him. "Well, I have the lab coat on... don't I?"

"Touche" SF admitted

At this precise moment, Tony Stark walked by. He had just donated some money to the hospital and the new wing was being opened. Star chased after him, holding a bottle of rum. "Just one glass won't hurt!" She slurred, bent on seducing him.

"I'm an alcoholic!" Tony said angrily, pushing the bottle away. "And frankly at this point in time I'm pretty convinced you might be one too!" He watched Star chug some rum from the bottle.

Star raised her eyebrows at him. "Well, I'm not the one who got drunk and took his Suit out for a joyride that time, crashing through a skyscraper..."

"Who ARE you?!" Tony asked, backing away slightly and fearing this strange girl who knew about his drunken past

"I'm just the girl who breaks into your house bi-weekly and steals various items!" Star took a swig out of a flask labeled 'Congratulations on Graduating, Tony! Love Grandpa'

Spider-Fan shook his head in confusion. What the ****... how many drugs were IN that IV they had him on?

 

[The Squirrel]

This story is awesome.

 

[Spider-Fan]

Spidey didn't save me...I had to be saved by Daredevil...how low the mighty have fallen

 

[KALEL114]

So no update yet?

 

[Matt]

Wow, you guys seemed to have a fun night. I received 1,485 IMs.

Time for the results...

Three of the four players lasted until the 1 minute portion of the challenge. All three of the players lasted nearly 2 hours into it, at that.

One did not. Spider-Fan once again phones in his challenge His final IM was at 11:01 PM.

The next player eliminated was The Last Son who sent his final IM at 2:43 AM.

Then there were two and they engaged in a hard fought battle. However, approximately twenty five minutes later...the final player was eliminated at 3:09 AM.

This player was.....POWDER-MAN!

COMICCHICK WINS IMMUNITY AND A GUARANTEED SPOT IN THE FINAL THREE!

Hope you all enjoyed the challenge. Tribal council PMs will be sent shortly.

 

[KALEL114]

How long did CC keep going?

 

[KALEL114]

Did you like my ramblings Matt?

 

[Matt]

How long did CC keep going?

Til 3:13, I forgot to check email before bed so I got up and noticed POWdER had quit so I told her she could too.