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I hate carpet.

Batty for Bats! said:
:D :up: Until some asian american that didn't build the railroad comes in a pisses on it.

I have hard wood floors with rugs. LOTS of rugs. but I've NEVER heard of carpet in the bathrooms.

Glad SOMEBODY got the joke.
 
i want a house with clay floors. a clay bed would be good aswell. actually forget the house part. anyone know where there's alot of clay to have feet of clay in?
 
I don't remember if I was talking about real carpet or not, but I just read my first post and I think I'm gonna rip the carpet out in my house.

Haha, I love lamp.
 
Leto Atrides said:
The Chinaman's not the issue here!
Do we all have to make Big Lebowski references to prove we got the joke?

Well, um, Leto, you're out of your element.

I'm glad the title made everyone else think of "I love lamp," too. :up:
 
Childlike Wild said:
Do we all have to make Big Lebowski references to prove we got the joke?

I'm afraid we do, yes.

I mean come on, this thread was begging for a derail. And the carpet-munching jokes wear thin pretty quick.
 
Did anyone make any vagina jokes yet? Because I think this would be a prime oppurtunity to be very clever and say something like "You hate carpet, me too!!" or "Dude, I love it!" or something. Be creative.
 
Childlike Wild said:
Do we all have to make Big Lebowski references to prove we got the joke?

Well, um, Leto, you're out of your element.

I'm glad the title made everyone else think of "I love lamp," too. :up:

Yes. They do. Or I'll do something silly.
 
ChineseFooD said:
Did anyone make any vagina jokes yet? Because I think this would be a prime oppurtunity to be very clever and say something like "You hate carpet, me too!!" or "Dude, I love it!" or something. Be creative.
I said I didn't want this to be merged with TMOB's ball shaving thread, and Lackey and Draky picked up the slack. Nothing else was needed.
 
PLAS said:
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Your timing was impeccable :up:.
 
Kipobe said:
I said I didn't want this to be merged with TMOB's ball shaving thread, and Lackey and Draky picked up the slacky. Nothing else was needed.

:o.
 
Everything rhymes with Lackey! Even bread.

Speaking of which, someone find me the lp album cover with the group Bread on the cover and they're all naked. :up:
 
Wait, I'm mixing Bread up with someone else... I can't think offhand, but the album cover was orange and there was tons of naked people on the front. They were all way ugly.

I can't remember what the group was:(
 
I like carpets in hotel rooms and stuff. But when I come home yes, the hardwoof floor rocks. Everytime I drop a pizza and it lands good side down, if I were super religious I'd pray and thank super Jesus.
 
Oh wait... it was Three Dog Night, not Bread. Someone find me that.
 
It's not there:( I'm starting to think I imagined a nude, orange tinted picture of Three Dog Night on a record cover from the 70's. :confused:

Cocaine is a helluva drug.
 
Get it? It's a thread about carpet and they're discussing naked bands! HUZZAH! My night is complete.
 
Carpet is inexcusable in a bathroom. Its a BATH room for heavens sake.
 
Kipobe said:
Everything rhymes with Lackey! Even bread.

Speaking of which, someone find me the lp album cover with the group Bread on the cover and they're all naked. :up:
I don't know which one you're talking about but it can't be more distressing than this:


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Definitely a band I would not want to sit-in with.
The guy in the middle is looking full of admiration for something.:(
 

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