I hate the Lip-Freaks!

[Wilhelm-Scream]

yeah, so, the Lip-Freaks....mmm, hate 'em.

 

[Calvin]

yeah, so, the Lip-Freaks....mmm, hate 'em.

That one's not bad.

 

[GunBlade]

You want some Mexican in you?

There's absolutely no dodging this one.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

That one's not bad.

I was thinking of crowning her worst.
Pucker all you want, that face-potato isn't shrinking.
Imagine that you walk into Subway to get a sandwich and she says, "What can I get you?" and then flashes that cupid-bow **** your way.
Nope.

Cute shoulder though. Round.

 

[Calvin]

I was thinking of crowning her worst.
Pucker all you want, that face-potato isn't shrinking.
Imagine that you walk into Subway to get a sandwich and she says, "What can I get you?" and then flashes that cupid-bow **** your way.
Nope.

Is this a trick question?

 

[Holly Goodhead]

she needs to be ***** slapped

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

or b****-dropped out of an airplane.

 

[hey yo its sean]

There's absolutely no dodging this one.

A winner is me.

 

[Calvin]

A star is born.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

 

[Holly Goodhead]

could she be any jewisher?

 

[hey yo its sean]

Hmm. Interesting. I'd been proclaimed a Jew no more than 20 minutes ago...

Things are all falling into place...

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

half llama/half woman/all Jew, and that's great, except for the freak-lip.

 

[GunBlade]

could she be any jewisher?

The nose?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Updating Lip-Freaks and missing Gunblade

Keira "LIP-FREAK" Knightly

RELAX THE LIPS SWEATHEART. LOOK HUMAN.
God, the second one is the worst. Reminds me of that old lip-freak girlfriend.

 

[DOG LIPS]

I'd like to freak her lips.

 

[Erzengel]

I don't think she can relax them.

She looks always ready to kiss.

Actually kind of a turnon.

 

[Ronny Shade]

How long has this thread been here?

It should be a myspace account.

myspace.com/lipfreaks

Since everybody there would idolize everybody in this thread

 

[THWIP*]

 

[Erzengel]

Those are some hot lips.

 

[jaguarr]

Jennifer Coolidge (aka Stifler's Mom) has a weird set of lips:

jag

 

[Daisy]

Collagen will do that to a girl.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

oh no.

 

[jaguarr]

Collagen is the debil!!!!

jag

 

[Daisy]

Has she already been included?