I hate the Lip-Freaks!

[DV8]

Wilhelm, since my pic's only wrought a plague of Red X's upon The Hype!, this is my gift to you. The source:

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/

jag

Love that site!

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Look closely. She's doing it!

She's doing a mini-Olsen

 

[DOG LIPS]

Mmmm... lips.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Flex those lips.
Feel that burn.
And 1...and 2...

 

[Truthteller]

Well, these folks definitely got the lip thang goin' on. The dood with a reverse Polish notational osmosis even. But they may be even more egregious with their eye balls!

 

[TheSumOfGod]

But being a lip-freak works so well for this cutie-pie. God, I'd f*** her and her sister so bad right now...

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Well, these folks definitely got the lip thang goin' on. The dood with a reverse Polish notational osmosis even. But they may be even more egregious with their eye balls!

He's doing a Dubya and she's doing....appauled bulldog, I guess.

 

[Truthteller]

They actually make a rather likeable couple really. Not at all freaky enough.

I must do better to meet the Lip-Freak quality level of this thread. I now think them not worthy.

Although as you point out he's doing a reasonable Dubya.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I'm glad to add more to the gallery, but seriously, no one will ever touch Bill Clinton. He's the Michael Jordan of unnatural lip-flex.

He could probably hotwire a car or pick a lock with his lower lip.

 

[Truthteller]

Its as though his lip structure is the symbolic bridge of sighs over troubled waters. The frontispiece of an elaborate archetectual figure head. The entire visage of his face transfixed like a stone edifice of false compassion. A facade that hides the festering contempt that oozes out from around the sides to betray him for all time.

How the hell does he do that?!

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Reptilian physiology.

 

[DOG LIPS]

There's a lot of lips-hating going on in here and I don't have to take it.

 

[Truthteller]

I suspect that dog lips and Lip Freak's freak lips are mutually exclusive. No worries DL.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Show us your lips and we'll tell you if they're okay or not.

 

[Dick Dynamite]

Mine are awesome.

 

[Tangled Web]

Take a look at this lip freak

 

[jaguarr]

There's a lot of lips-hating going on in here and I don't have to take it.

Don't catch feelings, yo!

jag

 

[Dark Phantom]

She doesn't even have to try and look pouty to look pouty

Goddamit! Why do I have brunette cousin who looks just like Alicia Silverstone?!

*cough* *cough*

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Take a look at this lip freak

MAma!
(btw, Silverstone's Lip-Freak is genetic and so, doesn't count.)

 

[Dick Dynamite]

Goddamit! Why do I have brunette cousin who looks just like Alicia Silverstone?!

*cough* *cough*

I have the same problem with Pink.

 

[bulok]

her face pisses me off.







i'd hit it though

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Yes!
Bring on the Lip-Freaks.
Too few people contribute here.
Thanks for that stomach-turning, pretentious lip pose.
She could be so beautiful, but ends up looking ridiculous.

 

[Dick Dynamite]

Yes!
Bring on the Lip-Freaks.
Too few people contribute here.
Thanks for that stomach-turning, pretentious lip pose.
She could be so beautiful, but ends up looking ridiculous.

Keira Knightly? Methinks you're mistaken.

 

[The Chairman]

9 pages and no mention of this man:

He's the friggin' Lip-Freak King!

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Keira Knightly? Methinks you're mistaken.

I know this will sound like an urban legend or something, but it's true. I've seen pics of her where she wasn't doing that lip-thing, where she looked like a normal person, and she looked beautiful,...all haunting, bone-thinness aside.