I Was Molested By a 300lb. Woman Pirate

[The Original Bamfer]

:nowyouare:

 

[DV8]

 

[DV8]

^lol . . . it's fuacked up, cuz there's a lot of truth there . . . not as if there are actually many hot chicks that frequent karaoke, but yeah, the fatties LOVE me they want DV8's seck-tual healin

 

[arachnid-guy]

^lol . . . it's fuacked up, cuz there's a lot of truth there . . . not as if there are actually many hot chicks that frequent karaoke, but yeah, the fatties LOVE me they want DV8's seck-tual healin

Hey a *****'s a *****.

Just make sure you're in the right hole, and that it's not a piece of protruding flab.

 

[kane9321]

big gurls need love too

 

[DV8]

Hey a *****'s a *****.

Just make sure you're in the right hole, and that it's not a piece of protruding flab.

nah that's okay . . . to be honest though, the woman I'm seeing is a bit thick herself . . . but there's a line between being thick and fat . . . . and by line I mean several rolls of fat

 

[arachnid-guy]

Listen to this **** song.

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[DV8]

Listen to this **** song.

hahaha! I love all the people standing around with 'wtf' looks on their faces

 

[WorthyStevens]

This only adds to the fact that ninjas > pirates.

 

[Orko Is King]

At least you weren't sodomized with a peg leg.

 

[DV8]

At least you weren't sodomized with a peg leg.

ouch! this is true . . .

 

[DV8]

Maybe he just needs to be locked in a room with Drakon to make that dream come true.

jag

sometimes a man needs goals