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If the beat is right...
The more vulgar song lyrics seem to be, the more women are inclined to listen to it and sing along, according to Sbu.
A prayer during a four-year-old's birthday party was cut unceremoniously short by the smash hit Sista Betina ringing from a Nokia N70 cushioned between milk-producing breasts.
The horrified aunt of the little one looked on as her niece started singing "in the meantime" as the embarrassed mother tried to cover up her mouth.
Besides interrupting a child's tea party, Sista Betina, like the song Iwewe, has also been blamed for the poor matric results.
If you have been lucky enough not to hear this non-song, let me try my best to recreate the words. If you are allergic to rubbish, I would kindly suggest you stop reading and click here.
"In the meantime, ye bareng (what are they saying), hibidi, kuvaliwe ehawaii (Hawaii is closed), sidla labatwana (we are having sex with these girls), in the meantime, action bar is the place to be tonight, in the meantime." Yes.
This is an actual song that is played on local radio stations and on SABC1. Your girl child or your sister is listening to it as you read this column. And maybe you are dancing along with her as well.
Apparently women fans in Durban have swamped a certain music store at the Workshop mall to buy the CD.
Not to use the four-year-old child who innocently sang along as an example, but women love songs that insult and cheapen them.
I'm sure the author of Sista Betina, the hopefully soon-to-be-fading star Mgarimbe, did not struggle to accessorise his pathetic music video with an army of women all fighting to show their not-so-fresh thighs on national TV.
What is it with us women? We cry independence and women's right, but "if the beat is right, we'll dance all night" as American comedian Chris Rock puts it. I'll even go as far as to say the more insults there are about our mothers, sisters and our womanhood in a song, there more we raise our ciders, clutch our empty handbags and sing along.
I'm yet to see a man even tapping a foot to a song that calls him a ****e, a useless father and a rapist.
Maybe English is the problem? I can excuse a woman singing along to a hip-hop song with the lyrics *****e (*****) and ho (****e) who can understand these Americans anyway.
But does one really need a dictionary to understand sidla izifebe, re ja difebe (we are having sex with these *****es).
Yes, my dali, of course that song is about you. Instead of rejecting and ejecting those CDs from our jam blasters, we'd rather have them as ringtones.
In the meantime, if you are a fan of Sista Betina you'll be happy to know that there is a Sista Khethiwe, which, according to those who have heard it, will bless you by calling you by your private parts
news24.com
The more vulgar song lyrics seem to be, the more women are inclined to listen to it and sing along, according to Sbu.
A prayer during a four-year-old's birthday party was cut unceremoniously short by the smash hit Sista Betina ringing from a Nokia N70 cushioned between milk-producing breasts.
The horrified aunt of the little one looked on as her niece started singing "in the meantime" as the embarrassed mother tried to cover up her mouth.
Besides interrupting a child's tea party, Sista Betina, like the song Iwewe, has also been blamed for the poor matric results.
If you have been lucky enough not to hear this non-song, let me try my best to recreate the words. If you are allergic to rubbish, I would kindly suggest you stop reading and click here.
"In the meantime, ye bareng (what are they saying), hibidi, kuvaliwe ehawaii (Hawaii is closed), sidla labatwana (we are having sex with these girls), in the meantime, action bar is the place to be tonight, in the meantime." Yes.
This is an actual song that is played on local radio stations and on SABC1. Your girl child or your sister is listening to it as you read this column. And maybe you are dancing along with her as well.
Apparently women fans in Durban have swamped a certain music store at the Workshop mall to buy the CD.
Not to use the four-year-old child who innocently sang along as an example, but women love songs that insult and cheapen them.
I'm sure the author of Sista Betina, the hopefully soon-to-be-fading star Mgarimbe, did not struggle to accessorise his pathetic music video with an army of women all fighting to show their not-so-fresh thighs on national TV.
What is it with us women? We cry independence and women's right, but "if the beat is right, we'll dance all night" as American comedian Chris Rock puts it. I'll even go as far as to say the more insults there are about our mothers, sisters and our womanhood in a song, there more we raise our ciders, clutch our empty handbags and sing along.
I'm yet to see a man even tapping a foot to a song that calls him a ****e, a useless father and a rapist.
Maybe English is the problem? I can excuse a woman singing along to a hip-hop song with the lyrics *****e (*****) and ho (****e) who can understand these Americans anyway.
But does one really need a dictionary to understand sidla izifebe, re ja difebe (we are having sex with these *****es).
Yes, my dali, of course that song is about you. Instead of rejecting and ejecting those CDs from our jam blasters, we'd rather have them as ringtones.
In the meantime, if you are a fan of Sista Betina you'll be happy to know that there is a Sista Khethiwe, which, according to those who have heard it, will bless you by calling you by your private parts
news24.com
