If you could buy any Hypester a Christmas gift, what would it be?

[Holly Goodhead]

:selfish:

If you are going to type any of the following then please do not respond:

- *****
- Life
- Breast implants
- Cheeseburger
- Wilhelms-Cream

Usually my threads are more self-absorbed ..but this is more about how creative you guys are and ideas for actual Christmas presents that I might want or buy for someone else. I have a feeling it will be neither, but I like surprises. :meow: Commence

 

[Knives122]

a Kevin Federline cd..............that is all.(this is what you get for your self centered cd)

 

[PWN3R]

Doom music.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Probably some Blavod Black Vodka

(just so I could see you get all talkative and out-going with ugly grey teeth)

and a vintage Korg costume

maybe a certificate for some free acupuncture.

 

[Equint77]

i'd buy you butt implants....

that wasn't on your list so bite the weenie.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

So far I would return everything.

 

[Equint77]

you're a selfish animal

 

[PWN3R]

So far I would return everything.

Ok, how about the un-aired "Jack and Sawyer sex tape" episode?

Tons of "flashbacks".

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Whatever. I dont put black things into my mouth, let alone drink them.

 

[Darren Daring]

Magic beans

 

[Equint77]

Whatever. I dont put black things into my mouth, let alone drink them.

lies.... i bet you frequent the west side of chicago all the time.

 

[Lord Valumart]

i'd buy you....hmm....an item of pure usefulness but is at the same time fluffy....a cuddly bear in the shape of han solo

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

So far I would return everything.

What if I got you a Yoda Bong and a bag of premium weed?

 

[Ronny Shade]

A big fake cake and I'd put JAL and TW in it and they'd jump out. naked.


of course I'd be long gone by the time that heppened. Only my secret cameras would record the whole thing and I'd sell it on hypebay and give you 12% of the proceeds

 

[Holly Goodhead]

What if I got you a Yoda Bong and a bag of premium weed?

I would keep this, it's phallic.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

A big fake cake and I'd put JAL and TW in it and they'd jump out. naked.


of course I'd be long gone by the time that heppened. Only my secret cameras would record the whole thing and I'd sell it on hypebay and give you 12% of the proceeds

Everything after the word "naked" I wouldn't do, and I would put a naked kainedamo in the cake along with the rest of them.

Merry Christmas. :heart:

 

[Equint77]

i'd take said cake and instead of giving it to someone... throw it off a cliff and instead of candles... load it up with dynamite.

merry christmas you filthy animal... and a happy new year.

 

[Ronny Shade]

The cameras are automated so I never actually have to watch

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Who the hell buys someone a big cake for Christmas?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I would keep this, it's phallic.

and understatedly ridged, r0wr

 

[Lord Valumart]

Who the hell buys someone a big cake for Christmas?

no love for my han solo teddy

 

[Holly Goodhead]

no love for my han solo teddy

Quit saying that word. Youre going to make him come here.

 

[Lord Valumart]

Quit saying that word. Youre going to make him come here.

him?

 

[Equint77]

he has an M on his crotch

 

[Abaddon]

A porcelain doll filled with cocaine.