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If you could play any role in any movie what would it be?

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Non porn suggestions obviously, come on guys come up with new material.

I reckon Jason statham’s role in the meg would be fun. Bit of a free holiday in Asia, some swimming. Not a whole lot of running. Either that or magneto.

What about you?
 
Spider Man. (Uhh, A middle aged Spider Man)
 
Without doubt, Clark Kent / Superman, however a poor Superman I'd make :funny:
 
I’d be great as “Bystander #3”.
 
I think being the Riddler would be a fun role.
 
I would love to play Tom Riddle. A 30 year old Tom Riddle, but...
 
Non porn suggestions obviously, come on guys come up with new material.

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Ethan Hawke's role in Before Sunrise. But not in the other two parts of the trilogy. It's a critically acclaimed film. He was on the equivalent of what people would consider a perfect first date where two people are connecting deeply and talking about anything and everything.
 
James Bond. Especially the campier ones like Goldfinger or the Roger Moore films.
 
The Joker, Doctor Strange, the Leading Player in a film version of Pippin, an *****ey Imperial officer in Star Wars, Russel Crowe's role in The Nice Guys or anybody in a Cohen brothers or Wes Anderson film.
 
I would play any of the Sandler roles he seems to have been doing for the last 15 years, where he just pretty much takes friends and family on a paid vacation in sunny locales:woot:

Non porn suggestions obviously, come on guys come up with new material.

I reckon Jason statham’s role in the meg would be fun. Bit of a free holiday in Asia, some swimming. Not a whole lot of running. Either that or magneto.

What about you?

Lol, I love how fit he is for a guy who is supposed to have been drinking his life away in Thailand for a bunch of time. It's an action movie cliche at this point, like Bond in Skyfall who is shredded but everyone keeps telling him how badly in shape he looks :woot:
 
With my skill and appearance I'd probably only fit to play that OMYGAAAAAWD guy from Trolls 2 movie.
 
James Bond. Especially the campier ones like Goldfinger or the Roger Moore films.

Oh that would be fun!

I would play any of the Sandler roles he seems to have been doing for the last 15 years, where he just pretty much takes friends and family on a paid vacation in sunny locales:woot:



Lol, I love how fit he is for a guy who is supposed to have been drinking his life away in Thailand for a bunch of time. It's an action movie cliche at this point, like Bond in Skyfall who is shredded but everyone keeps telling him how badly in shape he looks :woot:

Haha oh well I guess it’s like the cliche of the police chief yelling “you’re too much of a loose canon! You’re off the team!”. It’s a cliche that’s too fun to ignore
 
I feel like i'd be cast more in a Barry Judd - High Fidelity role though.

or Dante Hicks.
 
Ellen Ripley
Trinity
Lara Croft
Modesty Blaise
Honey West
Lois Lane
The lead role in The Biography of Sophia Loren
 
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With my skill and appearance I'd probably only fit to play that OMYGAAAAAWD guy from Trolls 2 movie.
Be more ambitious,mate. How about a role of Jai Courtney in Terminator: Genisys? A Good Day to Die Hard? Or maybe I, Frankenstein?

:barf: to the max when it comes to that last movie.
 
Be more ambitious,mate. How about a role of Jai Courtney in Terminator: Genisys? A Good Day to Die Hard? Or maybe I, Frankenstein?
Not sure I qualify.

I'd probably play Tony Montana. **** English comes with the package.
 

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