If your life were a movie...

[fangrl06]

1) Would it be a comedy, tragedy, drama, horror or action film?

2) What would be the moral of the story?

3) Which famous actor/actress would you cast to play you?

4) What would the movie be titled?

5) Box office?

 

[CyberFaust]

clerks

 

[jaguarr]

If my life were a movie, it would be rated NC-17: May not be suitable for younger viewers. :lascivioussmiley:

jag

 

[chaseter]

1) Would it be a comedy, tragedy, drama, horror or action film?

2) What would be the moral of the story?

3) Which famous actor/actress would you cast to play you?

4) What would the movie be titled?

5) Box office?

1)Comedy

2)Quit drinking

3)A much younger Will Ferrel

4)Boozers

5)60 mil opening weekend

 

[JTIZZLEVILLE]

1) Comedy/Drama

2) Moral? Think things through before you do it. It could have saved you a lot of trouble from looking stupid.

3) Jon Heder

4) Running Nowhere or Running In Circles

5) -1,000

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

1) Would it be a comedy, tragedy, drama, horror or action film?

Yes.

2) What would be the moral of the story?

All that matters is Love/This planet is ridiculous.

3) Which famous actor/actress would you cast to play you?

Young Robert DeNiro or old Johnny Depp.

4) What would the movie be titled?

"Escape From Asylum Earth"

5) Box office?

Wildly Critically Acclaimed Flop that goes on to become a Cult Classic on DVD.

 

[R0rschach]

Just be sure not to pirate my movie cause it's against the law.

 

[BRUTAL]

1) Would it be a comedy, tragedy, drama, horror or action film?

2) What would be the moral of the story?

3) Which famous actor/actress would you cast to play you?

4) What would the movie be titled?

5) Box office?

1) All of them plus some animation and pornography.

2) Nice Guys finish last and Die FIRST! Dun-dun-duuuuuuuun!

3) F**k that I play me!

4) Hmmm... I think I'd go with Ghost Rider. That way people would go in EXPECTING a s**t film.

5) Yes?

 

[jaguarr]

1) All of them plus some animation and pornography.

2) Nice Guys finish last and Die FIRST! Dun-dun-duuuuuuuun!

3) F**k that I play me!

4) Hmmm... I think I'd go with Ghost Rider. That way people would go in EXPECTING a s**t film.

5) Yes?

Strangest *********ion reference I've ever seen.

jag

 

[The Impaler]

1) Tragic comedy

2) Life's too short, dont be a wuss and duck out of things cause your too scared

3) young me = Zac Efron, middle aged me - Julian McMahon, older me = Pierce Brosnan

4) Ain't I Great; the Scott Kennedy story

5) would start good then just slowly decrease in sales... apart from the thousands of my fanboys/girls that just dont want it to leave the pics

 

[TNC9852002]

1) Would it be a comedy, tragedy, drama, horror or action film?

2) What would be the moral of the story?

3) Which famous actor/actress would you cast to play you?

4) What would the movie be titled?


5) Box office?

1. Comedy/Drama
2. NOTHING
3.

About 30 years younger of course..
4. "Plaid Stripes"
5. Straight to DVD

-TNC

 

[Elisha Cuthbert]

My life on film would be pure, utter sh-gunshot.

 

[Elisha Cuthbert]

If my life were a movie, it would be rated NC-17: May not be suitable for younger viewers. :lascivioussmiley:

jag

If you want to see jag, ask yo momma.

 

[Karem-Knight]

1) Would it be a comedy, tragedy, drama, horror or action film?

2) What would be the moral of the story?

3) Which famous actor/actress would you cast to play you?

4) What would the movie be titled?

5) Box office?

1.) Comedey

2.) To do something in your life instead of nothing.

3.)A young Pacino.

4.) Entrapped.

5.) ----

 

[BRUTAL]

Strangest *********ion reference I've ever seen.

jag

Knowing the circles you run with, I really really doubt that.

 

[DBella]

1) Would it be a comedy, tragedy, drama, horror or action film?

2) What would be the moral of the story?

3) Which famous actor/actress would you cast to play you?

4) What would the movie be titled?

5) Box office?

Comedy/Horror
If such a genre hasn't existed, mine will be the first.

Moral?
Uhh... life is funny and scary at the same time?
I'd rather it have no morals at all, to be honest.

Hmm... tough one. I'd rather play myself coz I've always dreamed of starring in a B-rated horror flick.

Title? Uhh... I'll get back to that later. Mind is blank right now. In fact, it's blank most of the time. I need to be inspired. Help?

Box office collection?
More money than Bill Gates have. In fact, it'll rake so much money I'll be able to BUY Bill Gates and everything that belongs to him.

 

[jaguarr]

If you want to see jag, ask yo momma.

And bring two forms of valid identification.

Knowing the circles you run with, I really really doubt that.

Well, there is that. Touche'.

jag

 

[black_dust]

Mine would be a comedy

MY LIFES A JOKE!!!

 

[BRUTAL]

Comedy/Horror
If such a genre hasn't existed, mine will be the first.

Moral?
Uhh... life is funny and scary at the same time?
I'd rather it have no morals at all, to be honest.

Hmm... tough one. I'd rather play myself coz I've always dreamed of starring in a B-rated horror flick.

Title? Uhh... I'll get back to that later. Mind is blank right now. In fact, it's blank most of the time. I need to be inspired. Help?

Box office collection?
More money than Bill Gates have. In fact, it'll rake so much money I'll be able to BUY Bill Gates and everything that belongs to him.

I call dibs on a cameo!

 

[DBella]

I call dibs on a cameo!

But of course! And you can be my first 'victim'.

 

[BRUTAL]

Bow-Chicka-Bow-Wow?

 

[DBella]

Hey, it's a horror flick and I expect for there to be plenty of blood and gore and since you asked for a cameo, what else can you be if not a victim of my murderous rampage?

 

[3dman27]

1) Would it be a comedy, tragedy, drama, horror or action film?

2) What would be the moral of the story?

3) Which famous actor/actress would you cast to play you?

4) What would the movie be titled?

5) Box office?

[1]much as i would rather be the main character in a super-hero or action movie it'd be a tragedy
[2]dont let life pass you by
[3]it'd have to be gci ,no self respecting actor would want to portray me
[4] bubba
[5]none straight to dvd

 

[Symbiote Hulk]

1) Would it be a comedy, tragedy, drama, horror or action film?

2) What would be the moral of the story?

3) Which famous actor/actress would you cast to play you?

4) What would the movie be titled?

5) Box office?

1) Drama/Comedy

2) Life's good, even though it seems short

3) A younger Adam Sandler

4) Life's a *****

5) 60, 000, 000 $ (If the movie was about all the funny parts in my life)

 

[BRUTAL]

Hey, it's a horror flick and I expect for there to be plenty of blood and gore and since you asked for a cameo, what else can you be if not a victim of my murderous rampage?

Only the people who haves the secks get offed in the movies... who's gonna be my date?

Ladies?

Any takers?

Hello?

A-Anybody?

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